Your Future. |
You have been disenfranchised by your government, and there is basically nothing that you can do to put power back in your hands.
Outside of anything drastically stupid, the only thing you can do is o...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:13:00 GMT |
CHEEP MUSIC AND THE LIKE |
If you would like to order a CD of our stuff with about 20 songs on it, send $4 S+H to:
Chemical Ali, 2600 W. 6th St. Apt.K6, Lawrence, KS 66049
I'd love to just give it away, but it costs some d...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 08:56:00 GMT |
Advice Column |
Ask Chicken Butt:
by Chicken Butt's Guardian
As a service to all our readers, all of your questions (every last one) can be answered by this magical chicken's butt. Simply ask a question in the c...
Posted by on Tue, 03 May 2005 14:09:00 GMT |
Dogs are Moochers |
For ages, dogs have done nothing but sit around and get free shit from people. Yeah, some of them have had to work in a kind of slavery, but most dogs don't do shit.
I used to think it was mostly due...
Posted by on Tue, 03 May 2005 13:30:00 GMT |
What is a redbull wedgy? |
one beautiful summer night a couple of years ago, a few of us discovered a devil of a drink called a redbull and vodka. because this drink and its effects were new to us and because it was the special...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 08:51:00 GMT |
Romance on the Net |
The Internet is a great way to meet people, but is it the best? Since the "internet boom" of the mid 1990s an ever increasing portion of the population has been looking for love on the net. The resul...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:24:00 GMT |
A Royal Asswhoopin' |
Once upon a time a man of about 35 years thought it would be a good idea to take advantage of the local "all you can eat" Chinese restaurant. He'd serve himself and eat till he couldn't handle it any ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 10:13:00 GMT |
Something Special |
I got me a shicken, and I put it in a can.
I tie dat can up reel tite...no air...no air...
I take dat shicken-can and I put it on a space ship...I send it to da moon!
--josh
Posted by on Tue, 22 Mar 2005 14:18:00 GMT |
The Meaning of Ass... |
The meaning of ass can best be conveyed by analogy...
Three hogs climbed a tree and stared...stared meaninglessly at their surroundings. Vacant eyes and Vacant minds. They seemed less than animals in...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:03:00 GMT |
i eat because i am |
ah, it appears to be about that time. that deathly silent period between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. when the party animals (aka socially irresponsible) and the working stiffs (aka sell-outs) cross paths. wa...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:42:00 GMT |
