Hornishi

IF YOU ARE NOT ON MY FRIEND LIST, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A SIMPLE, COMMON, SHALLOW WHORE I love it how bitches that are really fat, ugly, and/or stupid read this...can you believe that? They are sooo damn stupid!! They actually take the time to read this dumb shit? ISNT THAT FUNNY? wow i am really cracking up right now..... haha.....bitches...I'm the funniest person ever! So yeah I drink. I fart. I sleep a lot. I look bad in the morning. I have an attitude (who doesn't). I don't return calls. I eat sloppily. I snort when i laugh really hard. I'm admittedly TOO proud. I cried in Titanic. I have a problem with day dreaming. I'm sarcastic. I can be a REAL smart ass. It's my way or the highway. I'll kick you if you're sleeping next to me [i can only sleep by myself]. I think too much. That is not my real haircolor. That's not my real hair (just kidding). I cry when no one is looking! (why? dunno). I'm stubborn like a mother. I lie (only for your own good!). I'm frivolous and careless with money. I'm not really a brandwhore. I love telling the truth about people, i mean LOVEEE. I pray every night i go to bed, and also when i wake up every morning...is that enough? I don't study enough. Actually I don't do enough of anything. I'm so lazy! (how lazy? let's put it this way...if my house was on fire i'd wait for the firemen to come inside and carry me out...not cuz i'd be scared but just cuz i didn't wanna walk that far). I shirk responsibilities. I HATE HATE HATE friggin chores (KICK KICK).I run my mouth so much! you don't even know. When I feel gangster I do my chin rub a lot too. I drive like a maniac (pedestrians and bikers watch the fuck out, you will not beat my car)..Now you know all my negatives, do you still wanna be my friend? haha. [i also love Hello Kitty...she's my hero too] I'm mexican, i'm small, kind, but fierce, [ask anyone that knows me] i keep it gangster w/plain long brown hair homes....[streaks are SO common and way played out]. I am currently enrolled in college and i'm planning to major in liberal arts in order to become a kindergarten teacher....everybody's always like awww you're gonna be a kindergarten teacher!! I just smile and say "I know..lil kids are tight." Even if i don't become a kindergarten teacher, I know that I WILL work with children no matter what. [sigh] but ANYWAYS, hahaha back to business...... I love to fuck around and just make an ass outta myself whenever the oppourtunity is present, i loove to burp, i like cold weather,[especially december....hahaha] i love to watch t.v., i get headaches when i come home from skool, i'm attracted to strange and cool ppl, i 'm a nerd but i know how to get down, i'm happy 97% of the time, i like to watch ants crawl up on the curb, i like to stare straight into the sun, i like to pick my scabs even when i'm not supposed to, i like to drink straight outta the juice gallon once in a while, i loooove green .....chinese..jasmine...chamomile...orange...and cranberry tea, i like to tell the truth about myself too, i don't believe in co-habitation [if you don't know that word look it up], i HATE HATE HATE gurls that say that they're in love when they're in the age range of 12-19 1/2[because they're full of shit and they're way immature still...and besides, they should be learning how to wipe their asses and not "falling in love"], It sucks when i go out of my way to be nice to someone, and they'd rather reject my offer. That is sooo fucked up .......i offer my friendship and they ignore/turn it down. That is really disrespectful and i take it to heart. Once you do that, sorry to say but POOF you're gone. So i won't ever talk to you again. i hate it when guys hit on my sisters in front of me[i go fucking nutts...NO ONE hits on my sisters], i have love for all religions in the world, i have sadness and hate towards those who do not value and appreciate the meaning of life, i have respect for all those ppl out there that are good at math [because i am not], i believe that children are little diamonds and that we should treat them as such because they depend on us to show them the way to the beginning of a healthy and productive life, i have love for little animals of any size shape and sort [but mammals in particular] i wish i was a doctor so that i could cure all of the pain and suffering in this world, i wish i had the answer to everyone's problems, i wish i wasn't so ungrateful sometimes, i want for the world to realize that life and living is not about money but about love....and family, i wish that i could put back the families that have been torn apart by greed ... lust... envy... deceit..hate... and pain back together again, i wish eveyone in this world to be as happy and as lucky as i am to have and to hold a family close every single day. If you didn't learn anything from my rambles, remember.......no one will EVER know you better than your fucking momma biotch!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4