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Jeff

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Hi, I'm Jeff. I'm a social person with a great sense of humor. I work for Disney in their IT department supporting computers, servers and other pieces of large boring equipment. Okay fine, I'm glorifying it. I work on their helpdesk. The drive is far but all-in-all it's worth it. I love my friends and family and would do pretty much anything for them. I work out during the week and try to take good care of myself. I work out my kidneys and liver on the weekends enjoying fine vodka tonics and Heineken. I like meeting new people, making new friends and going out and having fun!

In my free time I enjoy video games, building / upgrading computers, going to clubs and hanging out with my knee-grows. I like to read and enjoy learning new things. I've recently developed and affinity for digital photography and image manipulation. The path to becoming an expert in these things is long, but one I'm excited to travel. I used to have an unhealthy addiction to World of Warcraft but have in recent months learned that there are much more important things in life than obsessing over pixilated characters. I'm an avid supporter of Electronic music, and have been since the beginning. I thoroughly enjoy dancing and do it as frequently as possible. I enjoy the beach and pretty much any place there is water and sun. Fine dining is fun. Or just hunkering in with some popcorn and a good movie are all right up my alley.


Don Hertzfeldt: Billy's Balloon
Ronald Jenkees: Throwing Fire
"Never judge a book by its cover, it could be the most amazing book you'll ever read."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Nick Swardson
Brenden Small
The Flight of the Conchords

My Blog

LAST NIGHTS DREAM....

Disclaimer: This shit is weird. Read with caution.      It was a weekend afternoon; probably Saturday. I was in a surgery room at a hospital. Everything was clean, white, well li...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:41:00 GMT

I HAVE A MORNING RITUAL THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:21:00 GMT

SO I TRIED THE SQUATTING POOP TODAY....

Because I am a fan of euphemisms (you can look it up), I shall refer to my recent experiment with the squat-and-drop as a high-altitude bombing run.Lately I have been anxious to try a high-altitude bo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:55:00 GMT

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. Wi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Oct 2004 21:09:00 GMT