I Like Watching Strangers Choke In Restaurants And Refuse To Go Near Ouija Boards. Illiterates Amuse Me As Much As Morning People Confuse Me. My Parents Are Very Good People. I'd Like To Have Myself Stuffed When I Die, Posing With A Beer And A Cigarette, And Placed In A Lighted Corner Of The Vatican. (Does Anyone Know How To Have This Arranged?) Writing And Traveling Are Now My Only Addictions, So I'm Hoping To Live Until Ninety. Go Yankees..... ..
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"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.."Jack Kerouac (On The Road)If You Hold Little Or No Interest In Items Such As Philosophy, Books, Traveling, Or General Politics, We Will Probably Not Get Along. If You Are Missing Teeth And Hold Up Pretend Gang Signs In Photographs, Or Pose Like A Skank, We Definately Won't. This Should Filter Out Most Of You...From The Historic Angle, I'd Would Like To Have A Beer With Einstein, Dinner With My Grandpa, Or Perhaps Take An Autumn Stroll With Mother Teresa. Other Interesting Meets Would Be Edgar Cayce, Martin Luther King Jr., Henry Houdini, Julius Caesar, Jack Kerouac, Bob Marley, Aleister Crowley, Or Any Honest Witness From Area 51. But If I Were A Trained, Bad-Ass Cage-Fighter, I'd Try To Cross Paths With Hitler, Pol Pot, Or Someone Of That Ilk, So I Could Beat Them Into Bloody Hamburger. Or That Goddamn Rally Monkey!
Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, old school jazz, Radiohead, Neil Young, Deftones, Pearl Jam, Biggie, Marley, Tom Petty, The Doors, Jane's Addiction, Blind Melon, Toadies, some Metallica, Tea Leaf Green (what I know), Allman Brothers, Smashing Pumpkins, Wu Tang, Sublime, Eminem, Alice in Chains, and anything with a cool beat from anywhere in the world....and click below for the best song of all....
Royal Tenenbaums, Mongolian Ping Pong, Intimate Stories, Half Baked, Pulp Fiction, Casino, Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Saw, Groundhog Day, Four Rooms, Friday, Requiem for a Dream, Monsters Inc. (dude, I know..but it was cool), Goodfellas, Kinamand (Chinaman), Edward Scissorhands, anything else Burton, Man With The Movie Camera, Boondock Saints, Seven, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, Water, Donnie Darko, Donnie Brasco, Night on Earth and stuff like that...
Not much really.....Simpsons, News/Propaganda, Man Vs. Wild, History Channel, Bob Barker if I'm up that early, Daily Show, South Park, HBO Documentaries, Sopranos and Chappelle (esp. Rick James Skit)....also baseball and football
Great Shark Hunt and anything else by Hunter S. Thompson, One Flew Over the Coo Koo's Nest, Where I'm Calling From, Catch 22, The Lord of the Rings, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maitenance, anything Neitzsche, The Grapes of Wrath, Dr. Suess is cool, Great Gatsby, George Orwell's Essays, To Have and Have Not, most Vonnegut, Illusions, Shakespeare Collections, On The Road, Johnny Panic and The Bible of Dreams, The Brothers Karamazov, A Clockwork Orange, Where's Waldo when I'm ripped, Wise Blood, The Sound and the Fury, Life Of Pi, Catcher in the Rye, and Twain's stuff...
You Are Probably Not Pregnant
It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure.
Are You Pregnant?
Hunter S. Thompson, Ernest Hemingway, Derek Jeter, Art Bell, Flannery O'Connor, Raymond Carver, Tim Burton, Martin Luther King Jr, Keith Richards, Barry Sanders, Mark Twain, Salvador Dali (as an artist only), Pablo Picasso, Jack Kerouac, Sir Winston Churchill, every philosopher (because who wouldn't?), John Lennon, George Orwell, Sylvia Plath, Hugh Hefner, John Steinbeck, and, of course, Geraldo Rivera