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I AM THE JEFF

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About Me

TACO'S TACO'S TACO'S.......I WANT A FUCKING TACO!

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My Interests

I LIKE TELLING KIDS THAT THEIR PARENTS JUST DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND WATCHING THEIR FACES WHEN I TELL THEM I WAS JUST KIDDING...HAHA.

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET A NICE GIRL...........WH0 ENJOYS MAKING FUN OF HOMLESS PEOPLE, THINKS JOEY RAMONE WAS AN ATTRACTIVE MAN, DYING KITTENS ORANGE AND THEN SHAVING MOWHAWKS OUT OF THEIR FUR, GOING TO A BAD SHOW FOR THE SIMPLE PURPOSE OF SEEING HOW LONG IT TAKES THE BOUNCER TO KICK HER OUT, DRINKING TILL SHE THROWS UP, WAKES UP THE NEXT MORNING AND STARTS DRINKING WHILE SHE STILL HAS THE VOMIT FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE STUCK IN HER HAIR, SMASHING BEER BOTTLES IN OPEN PARKING LOTS (OR ANYWERE ELSE THAT SHE FEELS FIT), GETTING AN OBSENCE TATTOO ON HER NECK BECAUSE SHE'S MAD AT THE WORLD.YOU KNOW SOMEONE I CAN TAKE HOME TO MOM.

Music:

BOUNCING SOULS, K.B.H, LARS FREDERICKSEN AND THE BASTERDS, RANCID, DUCKY BOYS, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, PATENT PENDING, MISFITS, RAMONES, BAD RELIGION,FUGAZI, DROP KICK MURPHEYS, FLOGGING MOLLY, EVERCLEAR, L7,BEASTIE BOYS, FACE TO FACE, THE DEAD MILKMEN, DECENDENTS, G.LOVE AND SPECIAL SAUCE, GUTTERMOUTH, MERCUTY REV.

Movies:

IF IT BLOWS UP AND SOMEONE DIES........IM IN.

Television:

DEXTER, FAMILY GUY, FUTURAMA, HELLS KITCHEN, SIX FEET UNDER...

Books:

I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL, AND YEP STILL WORKING ON READING IT. GOING 10 MONTHS..IM NOT A BIG READER.

Heroes:

PARIS HILTON FOR STILL THINKING SHES COOL!