keith

about me ??? where to start, where to start. well lets see.......i'm really quite shy, not very tall, i hate all sports, oh and before i forget, i'm really boring. i totally suck in volleyball, i can't stand the yankees, and beer.....pfffff. never drink the vile stuff. now what else can i tell you guys........ oh, this is a big one.... i never ever go out, never!!! besides not going out to mulcahy's and the nutty every friday and saturday. there is noooooo chance of you ever finding me at johnny mcgorey's, that place sucks!! lets see what else....the beach!! i almost forgot. yeah, i never go there, i can't swim, and i hate checking out the board walk during any month of the year, oh and i especially never go there to play volleyball. wouldn't that be bizarre. it's not like i live on an island or something!!! plus, i'm a big fan of george bush.....whoa, talk about a competent leader, that man is doing everrrrthing right. far be it from me to ever criticize the man for any of his noble, heartfelt, sincere, selfishness work. the man is a humanitarian, boderline saint if you will. and really there is nothing else to talk about on that subject. and one last thing. i hate to laugh and have a good time, and really i utterly despise making other's laugh, and i never care if everyone is having a good time. plus!!! i'm not very polite, and really my manner's are that of a 500 pound tropical rain forest gorilla, i mean, holding open door's and being a gentleman.....who does that??? wayyyy over rated. you certainly won't see this guy doing any of that garbage......no way!!!