Walter&Emu

Hello, our names are Walter Wiggins, thats with a dubya, and Emu Einstein, spelled with an ''E''. We enjoy winter/summer extreme sleding, phone massacres, you know just your everyday fun. We race lawnmowers underground for 2 years now. Walter has been working dedicately as a diaper changer at the Nursing Home(for sexual reasons "I like to sneak peeks at their privates, old bastards, I love em to death"-W.W.). By night, Walter, is a gijalo.(6-7 women a night). Emu has an underground evil science labrotory, ("My main inspiration for my lab. was Jesus. He told me I had it in me, but then an hour after he left I took the biggest sh*t, and I'm sure as hell it wasnt in me anymore" E.E.) Described by the towns people, Walter and Emu, are very "loving, caring good citizens".