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About Me

♥I have been crowned PRINCESS since 1983, SAUCY soon as I opened my mouth, and BITCHY for as long as I can remember.♥I'm a PRETTY FACE with the MOUTH of a TRUCK DRIVER.♥I've got a HEART like Mother Teresa.♥LAUGHING is my MEDICINE.♥I am IMMUNE to TEARS and its relatives.♥My MOUTH gets me into trouble.♥You won't have to ask me what I think because it's usually WRITTEN ALL OVER MY FACE.♥I've got the SARCASM of the BOY you would call your ASSHOLE.♥I've got my mind in the GUTTER 75% of the time...make that 95%.♥I'm BLATANTLY HONEST.♥My WIT and SENSE of HUMOR are unlike any other and may I add, quite impressive.♥I have the EYES of a HAWK. I notice EVERYTHING, DRUNK or SOBER but I'm never quick to OPEN my MOUTH.♥I remember EVERYTHING that matters. I'm not quick to react to situations but you'll probably be speechless when I lash out with some SHADY shit you thought I didn't see you do 2 months ago.♥My MIND and MOUTH are my WEAPON.♥If you're asking for TROUBLE, there's no need for me to put my FISTS in your FACE. The second I OPEN MY MOUTH you'll find yourself reaching for some tissue.♥Don't bother ARGUING with, I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD....ALWAYS. That doesn't necessarily mean that I ALWAYS think I AM RIGHT.♥I'm INDECISIVE in all aspects of my life.♥I want then don't want.♥I'm an EMOTIONAL ROCK.♥I'm an EMOTIONAL WRECK.♥I'm more SWEET than BITTERSWEET.♥I'm SELFLESS in all RESPECTS.♥My world is covered with more GRAY areas than BLACK and WHITE.♥I'm a HUMAN CHAMELEON.♥I play LOVE like a GAME of CHESS. I can spot his game strategy on the other side of the board. GOOD INTENTIONS move me in his direction, BAD INTENTIONS and its ONE STEP BACK. I FEAR the feeling of LOVE like I FEAR the thought of ever having a gun pointed straight at me.♥My personality is far from CYNICAL and my view on LIFE isn't nearly PESSIMISTIC. It just stems from PRACTICAL AFFAIRS. My PERCEPTION is my REALITY. this layout is from whateverlife.com!Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

♥ [the PRINCESSES]: my BITCHES.
♥ [LindseyANNE]: the BFF.
♥ [ROCKY]: my DOGGIE.
♥ [JENNA ASHLEY]: the SISTER.
♥ [the GUYS]: my BROTHERS.

I L♥VE HUGS & KISSES
HOLDING HANDS
SPOONING
FORKING
CUDDLING
MUSIC
DRUNKEN NIGHTS WITH THE GIRLFRIENDS
VEGAS
TRAVELING
ROAD TRIPS [especially SPONTANEOUS ones]
POPSICLES
TIFFANY & CO.
LAUGHING
CHILLEN
AMUSING MYSELF
ALCOHOL [ADIOS, PATRON, BELVEDERE, BEER, etc.]
PARTYIN
DANCING
WORKING [CAUSE ITS ON THE BEACH]
GETTING TANNED [NOT DARK!]
DOGS & ANIMALS
FASHION
SHOPPING
VINTAGE INSPIRED THINGS
URBAN OUTFITTERS
MELROSE AVE.
ACCESSORY WHORE
HEELS
FLIP FLOPS [my RAINBOWS!]
PURSES
MAC MAKEUP
HAIR
BRIGHT COLORS
BOUTIQUE STORES
STARS
CULTURE & LANGUAGES
PHOTOGRAPHY
WORKING OUT
BEAUTY
UNDERWEAR & LINGERIE
JAPANESE and KOREAN FOOD
SPICY FOOD
SUMMER TIME [FUN in the SUN]
DRESSING UP

I'd like to meet:

[1] The MORE CONTENT "ME".

[2] A DOPE ASS MOTHERFUCKER who can REDFINE my views on "♥" and the whole GF/BF factor. Preferrably a NOT-SO ROTTEN APPLE - a SWEETHEART with a BADboy EXTERIOR.

TRY ME:

[AIMsn:oohxphathead]

Music:

I like to play my music LOUD AS HELL cause it helps me DRAIN the WORLD out.

<[i>UNDERGROUND HIP HOP]: cause it CLEARS my MIND.

<[i>MAINSTREAM HIP HOP]: cause it make me want to DANCE.

<[i>ROCK and PUNK]: cause it helps me BLOW OFF STEAM and let the REBELLIOUS/AGGRESSIVE SIDE come out.

<[i>REGGAE]: cause it makes me SIT BACK and CHILL OUT.

<[i>R&B]: cause it makes the BEDROOM BOOM.

<[i>SLOW JAMS]: are SWEET but also currently at the BOTTOM of the LIST cause it hits the WRONG SPOT.

....i can listen to ANYTHING. well ALMOST anything.

Movies:

ANYTHING FUNNY!! cause I'd rather LAUGH than CRY:
Dumb and Dumber
White Chicks
...to name a FEW.
BRAIN STIMULATORS are GOOD too:
a BEAUTIFUL MIND
VANILLA SKY
...you get my drift.
ACTION MOVIES are way COOL too
LOVE STORIES and CHICK FLICKS are currently at the bottom of my list...CHICK FLICKS only because they usually are LOVE STORIES.

Television:

ANYTHING COMEDIC is GREAT: Friends, Will & Grace, Fresh Prince, Wild n' Out...you get the point.

TRUE LIFE documentaries and anything INFORMATIVE is also GOOD

MTV
E!
VH1
FOODnetwork
theNEWS

...and the list will go on.

Books:

BRAIN STIMULATORS, COFFEE TABLE books and MAGAZINES of COURSE!!!

Heroes:

GOD
♥ ROCKY ♥
♥ JENNA ASHLEY ♥
...and ♥ GRANDMA in HEAVEN ♥

My Blog

There is no PILLOW as SOFT as a CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

Don't sweat the SMALL STUFF. Come apart and rest a while before you come apart -- STRESS IS KILLER. Remember, "Nothing changes if NOTHING CHANGES". Don't nurse grudges: "Failing to forgive is like dri...
Posted by MICHELLE" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

the 12th SIGN.

The fish is the twelfth sign, bringing together many of the characteristics of the eleven Signs that have come before it, and because her nature is a blend of all the other signs, which is quit...
Posted by MICHELLE" on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:00:00 PST