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About Me

Name is: Daniel Nicknames are: Potter, Pot, PotPot, Potbag, Potbag McDoogle, Potnot, Pot Master Flex, Pot Master Sex, Potty, Poobrain, Potbrain, P-Dawg, Monsieur Piere Pottera, Pot Master Blaster... the list goes on! The Reason i got called Potter in the 1st place was in year 9 at school and i had long hair and glasses... i was told i looked like harry potter.... i was not amused but it stuck!
Facts:
I had a 14mm tunnel in my ear! How cool is that!
I hate... and i mean i HATE being woke up for no reason by ppl who do it to piss off.
Im a lightweight... And i fucking love it!!
I have an IQ of 134... when i try lol
But i still act retarded =P
Im never tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one?
I've seen it all, I've done it all but i can't remember most of it!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
Im full of random, pointless facts but there funny none the less!!
Example: If you say Banana fast enough it starts to sound like gullible!
Apart from that theres not much more to know... the rest your just gona have to find out!..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel Simpson
Birthday: 30th June 1987
Birthplace: Nottingham Queens Medical Centre
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Brown/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: When has right ever been wrong!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black office shoes
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: I wouldn't call it a fear but i HATE spiders!
Your Perfect Pizza: hmmmmm.... Pizza!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: *thinking*
Thoughts First Waking Up: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When i sleep!
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a Child
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway!!
Single or Group Dates: Dont matter as long as its not a wife swap thing!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha!!
Do you Smoke: yes *hangs head in shame*
Do you Swear: Do i f**k!
Do you Sing: errr.... im tone deaf!
Do you Shower Daily: no.... sometimes i'll have a bath!
Have you Been in Love: So i thought =(
Do you want to go to College: Got kicked out.... i was to smart!
Do you want to get Married: Depends
Do you belive in yourself: I'll try anything within reason!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only after ur m8s spin u around for half hour!
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah kind of
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: No comment
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH!
Do you play an Instrument: does the xbox count??
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I DONT WANT MY FAMILY WHOLE TO FIND OUT... No Comment!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No =(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: LUCKY CHARMS!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im waiting till Summer ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: oo Yes!!
Ever been called a Tease: Wana find out? ;)
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.... but i always get my revenge!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: LMFAO!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a Spaceman!
What country would you most like to Visit: To many to list!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green.... i dont mind really
Favourite Hair Color: i dont mind really
Short or Long Hair: as long as she aint got a crew cut!
Height: dont matter
Weight: as long as she aint not anorexic or obese (i dont mean to be harsh!)
Best Clothing Style: U r what u r!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 (canabis)
Number of CDs I own: cant be bothered to count!
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: soon!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i cant count that far!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Russel Brand: If i had the chance to kick the living crap outa 1 famous person it would him. He is a complete and utter fucking LOOSER!

Samual L. Jackson: Is a fucking LEGEND! Rodney Mullen: Is even more of a fucking LEGEND!
and i cant be arsed to type any more!

My Blog

Eddie Boyce

I'd just like to take a moment to say a few words about Eddie Boyce... He was a good, kind and gentel person who loved his friends. I havn't being with him for a while but from what i rememb...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:40:00 GMT