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ahem, now hear this

i need a babysitter, a coke, a job, and a firm direction in life.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:52:00 GMT

well...

I'm still pregnant. I'm still grumpy. I'm some excited some, but  just looking to get it over with because it's one more thing that i could do without, having to plan around a belly and  a c...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:12:00 GMT

dammit.

god bless. i just wrote for 20 minutes the meanest ugliest shit ive ever written, and by george that shit just disappeared.   dammit.   i feel so stupid and weak because i went shopping with...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:19:00 GMT

once again.

i am absolutely a stupid bitch. i don't care for being a perpetual sucker. it's as if i look around for the most  emotionally  unavailable and unstable people in the world. i refuse to ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

this is a bad day.

Maybe if i stop expecting anything from anyone, my life will be more fulfilling. I feel like a huge peice of shit today. I think i will have a pity party and roll around in this overly emotional state...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:29:00 GMT

Now what?

I really wish i were sleeping. And this sleeping alone thing should get easier,  but it only gets harder.  i give up on dating, and i hate i am so diluted that i have been thinking that one ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:41:00 GMT

reality... and such downers of that nature

It's a sad day when my reality is what i have always looked down on. I hate people who have to rely on their parents once they are grown. I have always hated people who are constantly running fro...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Zoe’s dictionary

Zoe has this huge newfound love of words, the way she views them of course. 1. grasshopper-this is grass, no idea why the hopper add on 2. score-this is a squirrel. "mommy the score tried to bite me" ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:07:00 GMT

knock knock joke

knock knock who's there? i barfed at the bowling alley.   i had a weird day... i went to the flea market, hadn't been there since i was 16. i also went to southhaven.... to go bowling... all with...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:10:00 GMT

Enough hating has taken place, time for the learning part

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson The report of my death was an exaggeration. Mark Twain I know nothi...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:18:00 GMT