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The Asbestos Tampons

You either hate us or you love us, mutha fuckas!

About Me

The Asbestos Tampons started off as a fake band back in 2003, or some year close to 2003! Everytime we (Capn T and Lord Dingo) were out of town or someplace where people didn't know us, we would tell them that we were in a band!! There was some truth to it! Capn Tampon was in another band at the time! Then one drunken day due to a free, ghetto ass, drumset (courtesy off some fucking crackheads on the east side of Pueblo), and a few left over guitars, the band that had stickers before instruments jammed for the first time!!! It was magical! Not really! Lord Dingo had never played the drums, and Capn Tampon was a bass player. We sucked ass, and still do! At least that's what all these serious, hipster, so called professional musicans tell us!!! Fucking Idiots!!! Then we adopted Henry Hogleg (Who was our bass player until he quit, rejoined, and quit again), and Crimson Cain. (Who played in some kind of techno hippy fuckin band that burned a lot of shit on stage!) Anyway we are still jammin, pissin people off, and gettin fuckin wasted! We've recorded three full length albums, and are almost finished with our fourth (as of summer 2008). As far as our style of music!! Some people get it and some people don't. We could give a fuck less!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/30/2005
Band Website: youtube.com/user/AsbestosTampon
Band Members: Captain Tampon - Guitar, Lead asshole -Crimson Cain - Everything Political asshole-Lord Dingo - Drums, Hatin everything asshole
Influences: Drinking, People who don't take every fuckin thing so fuckin serious, Alcohol, Porn, Drinking, Masturbating, Boozin, Wackin it to midget porn while drinking, Getting all fucked up, Pabst Blue Ribbon, The Flaming Huxtables, Getting shit faced, Sparks, The High Life, and getting wasted!
Sounds Like: Shit.
Record Label: B.A.F.S. & TastyTwat Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

We Need a Bass Player

We really need one.  Anybody in the Denver/Castle Rock area that's interested, please hit us up.  Also our free sticker camaign made the Westward.  Check it at http://blogs.westword.com...
Posted by The Asbestos Tampons on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:17:00 PST

FREE STICKERS!!!!!!!

HEY, we just got in stickers.  IF you wants some for FREE, send us your address and we'll mail you some at NO CHARGE!!!  No catches, just reply to this with your address! Also we have some e...
Posted by The Asbestos Tampons on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST