"Wrestling mostly, also surfing, playing guitar (i dont know how but im trying) and listening to music. Oh and dancing...I really suck at it but I like to none the less."
MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator "The guy who made Kung Pow. I'll be honest I dont know his name, but I want to meet him. Also, Jack Black and Kyle G. I think it would be really cool to meet some hot lesbian midgets. That would be....yeah. Oh, a flying centaur named Columbo. Actually, jsut a centaur. Then I would ask to ride on his/her back. That would be cool. It would be cool to go to war on a centaur. Just sit and imagine that. Also a talking, banjo playing, three legged, pirate dog. And someone who can clone me. Also God and the Devil. Then I would actually send my clone to meet God and the Devil and ride Columbo to heaven where I would take God's place. I would send the midgets and Jack and Kyle to Hell to take control of it, and together we would combine forces to defeat the pirate dog that kidnapped the man who made Kung Pow."
"all kinds of music except brittany style pop and oprah. Tenacious D, Blink-182 (the Old Stuff), ICP, and pretty much all male country are what im into right now. That and oldies that people wouldn't normally listen to. For example, "do you really want to hurt me" by culture club and "Making love out of nothing at all" by Air Supply. Actually thats not that old. But how about The Temptations and that era. Or the beach boys(although most people listen to them). Or old country like Roger Miller. I should have been born earlier."
"Also check out my music page. Im trying this new thing where you promote yourself. Not really liking it so far, but I like to stick things out. myspace.com/jkautzman."
"Kung Pow is my favorite movie all of all time. Actually maybe Dogma. That movie KICKS ASSI like dumb comedies and action movies. I think the fact that people can relate to movies, and have whole conversations based on movie quotes is a good example of how todays media is a way for us youth of today to feel togetherness. It is a commonness that we can share so that we can one day we can work together to fix poverty and world hunger and war. You should probably all bow down and call us King and Queen right FREAKIN' NOW.
"Dont have one..well no cable or anything like that. You ever notice how, no matter how many channels there are, you only watch one or two of them. I spent three days at my Grandmas and she has Satalite TV. I watch Comedy Central and CMT, and any channel that has Law & Order. Thats it because there is nothing else on. EVER!!! You see its a just a way to get out money. I think before we save everyone from hunger, us youths of today should combine together and make a TBN (Television Broadcasting Network) that will constist of 5 channels so people dont have to channel surf forever to watch what they were watching to begin with. Plus it will all be wireless so people dont have to worry about getting electricuted if they're clipping there cats toe nails and the cat chews through the cable cords. We will call it WW1 (Wireless World One"
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"The little people, the ones who do things unnoticed...and midgetsalso superman and the Green Lantern (hes the only black superhero to really be famous) You ever notice that. It just goes to show 2 things. one, African Americans in America are still considered inferior. Of all the Superheros in the World, there is one black hero. Atleast they had the decency to call him the Green Lantern, and not the black lantern. Or the Really Fast Black Guy in Tights. And 2...actually there is no 2."