♥[The Plastics]♥

Meet the
Mean Girls
Regina
George
♥I am flawless.♥
♥Everybody loves me.♥
♥I'm the queen bee of the school.♥
♥Gretchen and Karen are just my lil workers.♥
♥If US weekly was north shore highschool we'd always be on the cover.♥
♥I used to be best friends with Janis Ian in middle school.♥
♥I dated Aaron Samuels for about a year♥
♥I dumped him for Shane Oman.♥
♥I had my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous.♥
♥But then he moved to Indiana.♥
♥Janis was weirdly jealous of him.♥
♥I don't talk to Janis now 'cause she's a lesbian.♥
♥I have 2 fendi purses and a silver lexus.♥
♥I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.♥
♥One time John Stamos sat next to me on a plane and said i was pretty.♥
♥Evil takes a human form in me.♥
♥I punched this girl right in the face, and she said it was awesome.♥
♥Hoop earrings are my thing.♥
Gretchen
Weineers
♥I know everything about everybody.♥
♥That's why my hair is so big, it's full of secrets.♥
♥I'm totally rich because my dad's the inventor if the Toaster Strudel.♥
♥I just want Regina to like me.♥
♥I'm sorry that everyone's so jealous of me.♥
♥But I can't help it that I'm popular!♥
♥I really like hoop earrings.♥
♥But Regina won't let me wear them...♥
♥Regina said that they were her thing...♥
Karen
Smith
♥Im one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.♥
♥I'm kind of psychic.♥
♥It's like I have ESPN or something!♥
♥My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain...♥
♥Well, they can tell when it's raining.♥
♥I like to make out with Seth, my cousin...♥
♥But he's my first cousin.♥
♥I know that sounds gross, but it's okay, ♥
♥'Cause you have your cousins, then your first cousins, ♥
♥and then your second cousins...♥
♥Wait, that's not right, is it?♥
Cady
Heron
♥I like doing math, because it's the same in every country.♥
♥Both my parents are zoologists.♥
♥I used to be homeschooled♥
♥But my parents sent me to a regular school.♥
♥So that I would get socialized.♥
♥I enjoy trying to sabotage Regina's life.♥
♥I enjoy staring at Aaron Samuels in Calculus class.♥
♥He sits right in front of me.♥
♥I've only had one other crush:♥
♥His name was Nfume and we were five.♥
♥It didnt work out.♥
♥My best friends are Janis and Damien.♥
♥Damien's almost too gay to function, and Janis was called a dyke.♥
♥I never made any rumors except one: ♥
♥I called Ms. Norbury a drug pusher.♥
♥Actually, Gretchen made it up, but I wrote it into the Burn Book.♥