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If you run away now, i won't have to kill you with my master kung fu style. I spent 13 years in a monastery in a hidden kingdom of Uhrg. I was taught by a blind monk with one and a half hands called Merv. I trained day and night to become the best student of the lost and sacred art of pimpjitsu. It took 47 long and grueling years, but I am now a plaid belt. Mountains quake in fear as i walk by. I can kill a man using just the powers of my mind. So, ask yourself. Are you ready to die? Get your own free cool template at extremeprofiles.org/layouts

My Interests

drinkin, girls, smoking, cars, dork type stuff, rap, dancing, yoga, self proclaimed computer god, asian culturewhat my car is going to look like done

I'd like to meet:

you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya

Music:

rap, Drum and bass, redman, gansta bitch barbie, Canibus, old wu-tang, Freaky Flow, Odi, J smooth, Andy C, J-5, Jedi Mind Tricks, Big Daddy Kane, Gravediggaz, 187 lockdown, Far Side, Masta Ace, Luda, Mobb Deep, Mudvayne, Deftones, non point, Primer 55, Rascalz, Choclair, Rasco, Planet Asia, Boot Camp Click, D-Block, Trick Daddy, Cassidy, Bad Company, Bathgate (isn't he just jay-z with a different name?), Birdman, Beatnuts, Clipes, pastor tory, Guru, Gangstar, MOP, Twista, Timberland, Jadakiss, Q-bert, Craze, Shortkut, Delta 9, Eric Sermon, Fabolous, last emperor, Del the funky Homosapin....and it goes on

Movies:

fight club, true romance, casino, good fellas, any jet li movie, anime, house of 1000 corpses, 4 rooms....Army of Darkness

Television:

don't watch much now, but, sealab 2021, space ghost C2C, invader Zim, Dragon Ball Z or GT, law and order, nip/tuck, Family guy, samuri jack...

Books:

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Heroes:

any and every badguy
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My Blog

Nicole Richie

"Nicole Richie has been charged with DUI as a result of her December 11th arrest when she was pulled over going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank, CA. At the time of her arrest, Richie admit...
Posted by Â¢ë² on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

Great Moment in History

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Posted by Â¢ë² on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

pussy cat dolls

Seriously, pick out the one you'd have sex with right now if your life depended on it. I'd scan this lineup of the "girls" at the Jingle Ball 2006 for about ten seconds then ask the guy who was going ...
Posted by Â¢ë² on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

love

you dont choose who you love, love chooses you and that little fucking son of a bitch sticks itself to your face like the godless bloodsucking bastards in Alien and refuses to let go until it has drai...
Posted by Â¢ë² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jersey and car parts

I'v drove from boston to jersey a few time in the past few months.... normally took me about 4 hours-ish. Somehow today, i broke the 4th dimension and made it in 2 1/2. when to pick up some celica par...
Posted by Â¢ë² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MANDAIDS

take some duck tape and add cotten balls, it's a mans bandaid. i'm fucking genius i tell you, and if any of you steal my idea, i'm going to hunt you down and kill you with a blunt end of a spoon.........
Posted by Â¢ë² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST