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dime store saint

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About Me

whenever i smell something burning, i check to make sure i'm not on fire. thats cause this one time, i was and i didn't know it. so now i'm paranoid. true story. <a href="http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com" style="position:absolute; z-index:9; top:0px; left:50%; margin-left:-235px; width:80px; height:15px;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who knows what my tattoo means..but then i might have to marry them...

My Blog

conversations with a stand up guy part deux

From: sugar dipped in honey wrapped in hugsDate: Nov 8 2006 1:18 AMSubject: you cool thing!dear phil kerpen,it would mean the world to me if you accepted me as a friend. please consider it.love lauren...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:34:00 GMT

conversations with a stand up guy

From: Phil KerpenDate: Nov 6 2006 1:21 AMSubject: Do Iknow you?_________________________________________ From: sugar dipped in honey wrapped in hugsDate: Nov 6 2006 3:49 PMSubject: Re:Do Iphil kerpin,...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:10:00 GMT

my evening

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:21:00 GMT

l.b.h. guys....

im watching a linsey lohan movie, drinking 3 day old diet coke and smoking cigaretts (which cant be helping the lung ailment i currently possess, which makes me cough like a child in a dickensian work...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:04:00 GMT

i quit my sick job!

lets have a moment of silence in honor of the death of my old, stupid, corporate sales piece of shit money hungry job. ill miss you, 7:30am meetings, business suits, cold calling, and power lunches. a...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:04:00 GMT

the highlight of my day...

was getting pink eye and rubbing it all over my boss's stuff.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:50:00 GMT

i'm not even kidding....

so...my boss took me out for dinner to tell me how much my numbers sucked last month. and i got food poisoning. fuckin figures.
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:54:00 GMT

with what im making i can hardly afford a can of mountain dew

its funny how blogs fulfill this narscissistic/voyeuristic urge that we all have to showcase our lives and view other peoples'. im going camping for labor day, which should be awesome. im was wear...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 14:06:00 GMT

fuck yea!

waiting to go to new orleans...cool that i live so close that im just like hey i think ill take the day off tomorrow and participate in some drunken debachary ( yea i have a lit degree and i cant spel...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 18:21:00 GMT

if a tree falls in the woods...

and i dont hear it cause i was wearing earplugs and i chainsawed the damn thing...     thats pretty fuckin cool.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:47:00 GMT