I'm getting awefully bored of this myspace gig... that is all
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kev "The Cannon" Shannon
Birthday: 13th December
Birthplace: Dublin
Current Location: Toronto
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Lightish brownish
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Socks
Your Weakness: Talking to people i think are famous
Your Fears: Reality
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jerk
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Aww man it was just a dream"
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair/ neckline
Your Bedtime: When i pass out coz' i'm hardcore!
Your Most Missed Memory: School
Pepsi or Coke: caine?
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds burgers but Burger King Fries
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh... warm tea? with milk?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: ICE-CREAM!
Do you Smoke: I've been to flavour country
Do you Swear: Heck no ma'am
Do you Sing: Like a sick giraffe
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Plutonicly
Do you want to go to College: Too late
Do you want to get Married: No thanks
Do you belive in yourself: Maybe... I can't be sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: These questions are retarded
Do you think you are Attractive: If you know me then you know my answer... but I mean I AM shit hawt so
Are you a Health Freak: My body is a brewery
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: WHAT?! NO?? Who wrote this?!
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah guitar/piano what of it?!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, you wanna fight about it?!
In the past month have you Smoked: WE've been through this! i get it, I'm a horrible human being
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You a cop?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: She claims it doesn't count as a 'date'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: Does the Pope wear a silly hat?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, funny story that you'll never hear
Ever been Beaten up: I'm a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: Is that a threat?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Chef
What country would you most like to Visit: South Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Honestly, not looking at your eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever
Short or Long Hair: Meh
Height: I really will take anything
Weight: ANYTHING!
Best Clothing Style: Nothing scary
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: 20?
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: I'll think of something
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME:
1...People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2...People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3...When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
4...When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5...When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
6...When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
7...When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
8...When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
9...When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
10...When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
11...People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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