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Jarrett Evan Samson

About Me

The Menehune are dangerous creatures. Unlike their irish counterparts, they possess none of the weaknesses to iron and other cold sciences that allow a simple man to gain any sort of upper hand in their bizarre, highly structured mindgames. I knew that this could be the end of my free life- and I was willing to take that chance.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

President Taft's zombie corpse.

My Blog

Life. Don't talk to me about life. No one even mentioned it!

For the past few days, I have felt incredibly angry and frustrated. I do not know where this has come from, but I can't seem to shake it. I would like to break something, but I have yet to locate anyt...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Oct 2004 01:20:00 GMT

Fire up this 2-month free trial and get in the game!

I have eaten five oranges today, and i feel I shall have two or three more as the day proceeds.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Sep 2004 13:41:00 GMT