Eden West grew up in a religious cult in a small town in southeastern Iowa. Eden has moved no less than 13 times in her life making her legally insane. Her coworkers think she looks like Prince Harry, and she would be insulted by that if it weren’t so undeniably true. She used to wash her hands until they bled, but it was just a phase. Her father thinks she’s a lesbian crack whore, but that’s okay because the rest of her family thinks the sun shines out of her ass, which, on occasion, it does. Eden has half as many sisters as she has brothers, and just as many moms as she has dads. She enjoys puzzles more than any normal person ever should even though she’s not any good at them. Eden is allergic to almost all foods, watches far too much Flavor of Love for her own good, and enjoys standing up and being funny simultaneously.
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