Hello Friends!
Well well well, look who folded like a 2-7 Offsuit and got themselves a dirty, dirty Myspace.Well, it's me, Guy, though to most of you I'm every other name but. While it's not often that I'll give up a chance to ramble about myself, it's a bit redundant seeing as basically everyone who reads this will know me already. I guess I should add some cliché for the 500 million or so in my 'extended' network, hehe.
Contrary to popular belief, I haven't left for my trip to Europe yet. The reason why you haven't seen me much over the last few months is because I don't like you. (Or I've been working heaps, whatever suits you.) I'm leaving for Israel on December 28th for 2.5 months (getting my ass whipped at the Ben Lewis endorsed Marva program) and then off to Turkey and then the rest of Europe until Mid-July. Well, the West, those Ex-Commie countries can keep AIDS to themselves. (What, too soon?)
This site will be the only official way of knowing whether I'm alive or not. (T-shirts with similar slogan are coming soon). Don't expect any emails because they are boring and impersonal. Posting a blog on Myspace is a lot less sterile, hehe. I'm just lazy, tbh. Plus there will be a bunch of pictures; don't bother with the words, I wouldn't. I guess this in-depth profile wouldn't be complete without a mention of The Fellas. The Fellas, bla bla bla.