The Rican

MAN LAWS
MAN LAW: A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNTIL HE KNOWS HOW TO CHANGE HIS OWN OIL AND CHANGE OUT A FLAT WHICH IS A MANDATORY RESPONSIBILITY UPON CONTACT WITH A HOT FEMALE WITH SAID FLAT.
MAN LAW: WHEN EATING NACHOS, IF A MAN PICKS UP A NACHO AND IT IS CONNECTED TO OTHER NACHOS, IT IS CONSIDERED ONE NACHO.
MAN LAW: IF FRONT SEAT IS ESTABLISHED BY ONE'S DOG PRIOR TO A RELATIONSHIP. . .SAID FEMALE MUST EARN PERMISSION FROM SAID DOG, LESS SHE BE FORCED TO THE BACK UNTIL DOG RELINQUISHES FRONT SEAT PRIVILEGES.
MAN LAW: MEN MUST PREFER DOGS TO CATS AT ALL TIMES UNLESS THE "CAT" IN QUESTION IS A MOUNTAIN LION, LEOPERD, OR A TIGER.
MAN LAW: NO MAN SHALL WEAR LEOPARD PRINT UNDERWEAR.
MAN LAW: WHEN DRINKING A BUDDIES BEER AT HIS HOUSE LEAVING ANYTHING MORE THAN THE SCHWAG IN THE BOTTLE IS UNACCEPTABLE.
MAN LAW: A MAN MAY NEVER ASK ANOTHER MAN TO PICK UP WINE COOLERS ON A BEER RUN!
MAN LAW: FUEL ECONOMY SHALL NEVER BE A CONSIDERATION WHEN PURCHASING A MOTOR VEHICLE.
MAN LAW: A MAN SHOULD NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG UNTIL HE IS PRESENTED WITH INDISPUTIBLE EVIDENCE. IF MAN IS FOUND INNOCENT THE ACCUSER WILL BE CHARGED THE NEXT 24 PACK.
MAN LAW:IN A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN, SILENCE IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE AND INDICATES THAT ONE OR BOTH MEN ARE CONTEMPLATING. NO MAN MAY INTERRUPT ANOTHER MAN WHO IS HARD AT THOUGHT.
MAN LAW:IF A MAN'S WORD IS NOTHING, HE IS NOTHING. NO EXCEPTION.
MAN LAW:THE FIRST TO TURN ON THE TV ALSO CLAIMS THE REMOTE..
MAN LAW:DONT PUT ICE IN BEER
MAN LAW:LEAVING CHICKEN WINGS UNEATEN BECAUSE THEY ARE "WAY TOO HOT" SHALL BE CONSIDERED EQUAL TO LEAVING A WOUNDED SOLDIER BEHIND
MAN LAW:WHEN OUT WITH BUDDIES AND DIBS IS CALLED ON A FEMALE, THE CALLER IS GIVEN 30 MINUTES OF UNINTERUPTED TIME TO IMPRESS AND WIN OVER THE FEMALE. IF AFTER 30 MINUTES THE CALLER HAS NOT SEALED THE DEAL, THE FEMALE IS NOW CONSIDERED FAIR GAME FOR ALL.