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Thought I'd better update this cos its been ages, erm got a new job at Scottish Power :/ I actually really like it and one of my best mates has a job there too (cos I is a wonderful friend :P) Allans back at uni now training to be a teacher (I dont know whats worse being married to a student or that im going to be married to a teacher lol) MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator
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Name: Kirstity
Birthday: 11th August
Birthplace: Rutherglen
Current Location: Hamilton
Eye Color: Depends what mood i'm in
Hair Color: Brown (Most of the time)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: I am the rightful Queen of Antartica
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ma gutties
Your Weakness: Phish food!!!!!!!!!!
Your Fears: NO more Phish food.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, onions, green peppers with a stuffed crust (and dip)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find the lost treasure of the Sierra Mardre
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: byez babez
Thoughts First Waking Up: If that dug has shat in the hall again im gonna string it up the wee baw!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have very refined pinkys
Your Bedtime: whenever i start hallucinating from lack of sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: neither mon the bru!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: blugh
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (whit a stupid question)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: I dont have a shower I have to bloody bath all the time
Have you Been in Love: I Bloody hope so I'm gettin married in 6 months
Do you want to go to College: Naw
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Yes i am real ta.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah spewed in taxi once
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes when you cant see my face and ure kinda drunk....and squinting
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha eh no
Do you get along with your Parents: When they give me money
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: allans
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: suppose if u count going to ikea with my bloke lolz
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ooooh a mall get u all posh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no we cannae get them u american pillocks
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i am straight
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in scotland are ye daft
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nup
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: hehe yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no sum1 tried it once but I slashed them with a key (what they jumped me!)
Ever Shoplifted: yeh but I was only 10 and I gave it back lol
How do you want to Die: Auto-erotic asphyxiation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toaster
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 6' and above
Weight: Dont care
Best Clothing Style: anything but a ned (awrite ma mucker!)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: eh more than 100
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 Life's to short
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My Interests

Reading Gaming Movies Music Baby Making Sitting in my house with ma bitches Lauren and Chell and our good friend Vodka!!! Theme Parks!!!! (Adreneline Junkie) Building Tanks from paperclips, rubber bands and Bits of Cardboard just like BA and the boys!

I'd like to meet:

A Trained Chimp, so I could steal him and make him make me tea. Oh and Jade Goody so I could slap the twat about for a bit!

Music:

Nightwish Meatloaf Lacuna Coil Alice Cooper Foo Fighters Aerosmith Metallica Ween (thanx to Gav the fucker) Crash Test Dummies Papa Roach Pink Placebo Billy Idol (do u feel alright, I feel alright) Black Sabbath (Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Oi, Oi, Oi!) S.O.A.D R.A.T.M Marylin Manson M.S.I Nick Cave Gwen Stefani The Who Pink Floyd Saw Doctors (My Dads Influence) The Fratellis OK Go Rogue Traders So can't be bothered writing anymore but u get the drift)

Movies:

Amytiville Horror Playing By Heart Braveheart LOTR Harry Potter!!! Poseidon X-Men X-Men United X-Men - The Last Stand (yes I like X-Men) House on Haunted Hill Rocky Horror Picture Show The Ring Saw 1&2 Sin City Secretery Blade 1, 2 & 3 Matrix 1, 2 & 3 Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar Pricilla, Queen of the Desert Queen of the Damned Interview with a Vampire LXG Con Air X-Files - Fight The Future Circus Cabin Fever (LMAO!) Kill Bill 1 & 2 And Oh so many more I'm a movie junkie.

Television:

The X-Files Buffy Angel Desperate Housewives Shameless Family Guy Little Britain Frasier (Is it wrong to fancy Kelsey Grammer?) Friends Sex In The City Dark Angel The Simpsons Futurama Malcolm In The Middle My Wife and Kids Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps The League of Gentlemen Bo Selecta (And I thought I didn't watch that much TV)

Books:

Anything by James Patterson or Martina Cole also Tim Burtons new poetry book which I can't remember the name of right now lol (I think it has something to do with being melancholy lolz)And Harry Potter, I'm a geek at heart

Heroes:

My mum, I know so pathetic but she passed away when I was 12 and even though she hasn't been in my life in the past 10 years she still plays a huge part in my life choices and I always stop to think what she would want from me, so she must have been a pretty amazing woman and mother if she taught me enough in 12 years to last me a lifetime. (right you can all barf now!)

My Blog

hangover

Not a good idea to get pissed at home, go to gig, down nearly 3 pints and jump in a sweaty, heaving crowd.  Got very drunk, pissed many people off by shoving down the fron :D and on the way home ...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

oooooh dizzy

Went out to the dancing last night and still a wee bit dodgy. Lauren got chucked out (OF CRYSTALS!!!!) for being to drunk, she was trying to convince the bar staff to throw out ppl she didnt like lol....
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

bleuch

I'm feeling sorry for myself, I can't keep anything down and i haven't slept in 2 days. Been off work today and prob tomorrow cos i'm delirious from lack of sleep. Hubbys at uni all day and work all n...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:44:00 PST

*cough sniff cough*

Cough Cough, me so sick, I got sent home from work i feel like shit :( was off yesterday and went back 2 early. My manager took 1 look at me and sent me home.  BooHoo I'm feeling sorry for myself...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST

purlpe fairy

 I am in a bizarre mood today I am going to go shopping and spend money I dont have and then come back home and cry cos im skint and I think I may dance like a fanny whilst doing it....
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

Grr Arg!!!

I am soooo pissed off, in fact no i'm not i'm just upset.  Isn't it annoying when "friends" treat u like shit, I mean u can help them, listen to all their fucking problems and give advice, help p...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST

fuckfuckityfuckfuckfuck!!!!

Do u ever get that way when u are in such a bad fucking mood for absolutely no reason!!!! Well thats how I feel now, I basically want to go and scratch sum1's eyes out. Mebbe a friend that hurt me in ...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Zipeedeedooda

Hey peeps, thought I should update this thing cos my last blog says im gettin married in 39 days and I've actually been married for 2 months now. (Never a bride again, just someones wife boohoo) Don't...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

tralalalala!!!

I'm gettin married in 39 days argh!!!!!!! Hen night on sat yay!!!!!
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

My rat died waaaaah!

I just came home and went to see my wee rat, krycek, and he was stiff as a board and freezin cold.  Ma poor wee baby, and my boyfriend laughed at me cos I was cryin and chased me about the living...
Posted by Bukkake ruined my carpet on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:42:00 PST