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Myself Incorporated

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About Me

I am a dork and proud of it.
I find it funny when people use alliteration when they don't mean to.
I find books exciting in every possible way.
The law is my home dog. I almost took my speeding ticket to court (which I was guilty of) just because I wanted to go to court.
I am sleep deprived, hence the beauty of coffee.
IB eats my soul, but I would redo it all in a heart beat.
My jokes are stupid and make no sense, but I still laugh because I can.
I talk way too fast. My translators are Rachel and Crista.
I am blunt. This is not a bad thing.
I hate how the world section is in the back of the newspaper.
I like my outlines. I hate your's-I'm serious.
When stressed, I am slap happy or angry.
I love nerds.
I work most efficiently at eleven pm.
I have become a pro at doing homework during lunch.
I love life. Stress happens, but that's just a part of life. Embrace the challenge. Slap stress in the face. Then drink more coffee to stay awake.
I thank Steve for this game.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are a Cappuccino
You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.
However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.
You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.
You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Are Internal - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
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Which famous dictator are you?

Joseph Stalin
You're Joseph Stalin! You're the communist leader of the Soviet Union. You got into power by lying, manipulating and murdering... Oh well, power is power. You're probably one of the most paranoid people ever to walk the earth... Yes, they ARE out to get you! You're really ugly but you don't allow the public to see that... Image is everything and what they don't know can't hurt them, right? You can't stand those who question you... You tend to make them disappear very quickly. You need some serious counseling.
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My Interests

Politics rock my socks. True story. Social sciences are the way to go; screw math. Books make me happy, especially on days where I become a recluse and refuse to answer the book just because I'm reading. Starbucks at two am is pretty sweet.

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Just about everyone, but I'll narrow it down.

Kofi Annan-Hard to mess up the UN as much as him
Bush-Stop giving everyone who voted for you a bad name
John Locke-You hot political theorist you
David Sedaris-Absolutely hysterical, embrace your gayness
Sophie Coppola-Amazing eye for art, beautiful movies
Robert McNamara-Brilliant, want to know how his brain ticks
Buddha-For being so bouncy

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Music:

It's taken me a while, but now I have a short list of artists. My taste, if you really must now, is diverse and picky at the same time. Just remember, my music will always be better than yours. And yes, I did alphabetize this. I am just that cool.

Artic Monkeys
The Beatles
Death Cab for Cutie
The Fray
Frou Frou
de Capulet
Don McLean
Five for Fighting
Franz Ferdinand
Hellogoodbye
Hot Hot Heat
Iron and Wine
Kaiser Chiefs
Metric
The Postal Service
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Relient K
The Sadies
Smashing Pumpkins
Say Hi to Your Mom
Scissor Sisters
Stars
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
The Unicorns
Zero 7

Movies:

I prefer mainly the movies people have never heard of, or think are boring. I can handle that, as long as I'm not forced to watch what they call a "good movie." I prefer dark ar sadistic movies because they seem more realistic. Satires make fun of society's quirks-how can you not love that? Here's a partial list.

The Virgin Suicides
Igby Goes Down
Munich
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Saints and Soldiers
Garden State
Braveheart
Born Into Brothels
Maria Full of Grace
Shawshank Redemption
Fog of War
I am Sam
Good Bye, Lenin!
Russian Ark

Television:

ER
Grey's Anatomy
BBC's News

Books:

I relish books so much that it took a while to narrow down the choices (hence it took ages to work on this section). I'm bad about reading the classics; I'm slowly getting to those. For now my abbreviated list stands as follows.

Atonment, Ian McEwan
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
Colter, Rick Bass
Mountains Beyond Mountains, Tracy Kidder
Angela's Ashes, Frank McCourt
Reading Lolita in Tehran, Azar Nafisi
A Separate Peace, John Knowles
Me Speak Pretty One Day, David Sedaris
The Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Michael Chabon (or at least this far through it)

Heroes:

This is still a work in progress.
Mark-For forcing me into forensics
Crista-For counting down the years with me
Rachel-For always seeing the green
Jacob-For making me coffee served with bluntness
Joey-For giving such amazing hugs each morning
Angela Merkel-For proving feminism through positive action
Claude Monet-For opening the public to impressionism
Frederick Banting and John Macleod-For discovering insulin
Johann Gutenberg-For making mass printing possible
Tianneman Square Protestor-For acting on his beliefs

My Blog

I gave in to the evil blog world...

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