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DARTH PERM

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About Me

I'm just a bum. No ambition and little motivation. I'm the guy you don't want see at a Texas Hold'em table. Get rid of me quick. I don't know what it is, but I've always been able to make the cards "dance" for me. Is it skill or luck? I don't really care, as long as I leave the table with more than I came with. Besides, sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. I have a great group of friends. We've all known each other since high school and still hang out from time to time. I'm diabetic, have high blood pressure,and high cholesterol. I don't take care of myself very well. Fortunately, none of my ailments have affected my erectile function. I hate to have to add Viagra to my already large list of prescription drugs. I need to find myself a young, hot, nurse to take care of me and provide happy endings. I have a 5 yr old nephew, 6 yr old step-niece, a 2 wk old nephew, and another nephew on the way. I do a lot of babysitting. I don't mind though; I take them to the movies with me all the time. These kids watch more animated films and R-rated movies than any 5 & 6 year olds I know. All in all, I'm just a regular, boring guy.
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My Interests

I waste all of my money on football cards and porn. I'm a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Death to the Redskins! Gambling is my favorite recreation. Playing Poker, Mah Jong, or just placing a bet helps me relax. I also enjoy watching movies. I watch 2-3 movies a week. I also like hanging out with my friends; the bastards.

Music:

The Smiths, Morrissey, Depeche Mode, New Order, R.E.M., Guns-N-Roses, and 80's Pop. Rap is Crap and must die.

Movies:

Any Shaw Brothers Kung-Fu movie, Corvette Summer, The Warriors, Poolhall Junkies, Pulp Fiction, Rounders, Star Wars, and Star Trek. Opps, I forgot to mention that I watch a lot of PORN.

Television:

The Sopranos, Good Times, World Series of Poker, Star Trek: The Next Generation & DS9, Blade:The Series, and anything that has to do with the Unexplained (Ghosts, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, UFO's, etc.)