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•Meli§§a §o Ero†ic®•

melgag

About Me



Drive fast,
both hands on the dash
close both of your eyes and
hope you don't crash....


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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

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Bang Bang



Movies:

80's Movies
Mafia Movies
Will Ferell movies
LaBamba

Books:

Holden Caufield
Atticus Finch
Jay Gatsby

Heroes:

Any achiever of the
American DreamAk.Lyts

My Blog

I am tired of being a slave

I am tired of being a slaveI need a new jobI am looking for a jobI can't find a jobI hate my job-end rant-Ok. Now that is out of my system. When is the SHIT going to stop piling higher? Can someone ca...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

They call me Billy Madison

I feel like Billy Madison. Sitting alone. Nikka Costa through my ears. "Everybody got their something."What's my something? " Make ya smile like an itty bitty child."New York City in this r...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST

Clubbing 101

Clubbing 101. School's back in session kiddies. Time for you to be educated."No head gear, chains on your pants or baggy clothing. Ladies, make sure we can see down your shirt and up your skirt i...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

My Cerebellum is leaking

My Cerebellem is leaking. No this is not an STD, for you morons. My mind is leaking. There are a million and uno stupid thoughts running through my brain at 1.29am. Some how I believe they are all con...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Melissa's Daily Cafeteria Adventures

Well it is another interesting day in the cafeteria. I sit alone with my Starbucks. But I am content. I am trying to study for my Spanish test, which is in three hours. Studying in the cafeteria has b...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

To whom it may concern:

Life l lif lnoun (pl.lives l livz l)1. the period between birth and death of a living thing esp. a human being.That is the Oxford dictionary's, stale, denotative definition. Hardly, a defintion for a ...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

Thoughts on the entire College Experience

As I sat today in my school's cafeteria I realized that I hate it. Surronded by a sea of do gooders, uber students, overly excited sorority girls, horny however, under-sexed fraternity guys I realized...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Another Late night

Another Late night, except you are not spending it with Conan, Leno, Kimmel or some good Porn. But I am the next best thing I promise. Ok, I lied. The Porn can probably do a better job than I can. But...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Late night, RANDOM thoughts.

So, as I sit here. (can you even start a sentence of with so?) Tough shit, I am. My past English teachers those of High school and more recently College, University like the Brit's say or as the comme...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Satans ASSHOLE

Well, you are probably wondering what Satans Asshole is. Well, where do I start? The light is staying out longer, the weather is getting warmer and if I'm not mistaken I can hear the distant sou...
Posted by "Meli§§a §o Ero ic®" on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:26:00 PST