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This is Helena

Greetings members and non-members,I've been hard at work on RDII, the secret code name for the second Rappaccin's Daughter record, for the past few months so I haven't had much time for playing around...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:54:00 GMT

fun with language.

Good morning secret club members, I hope you had a fine Jew day this week. I get bored, as everyone does, and have been amusing myself with translating songs into other languages and then back into e...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:31:00 GMT

That's easy... Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.

Good day secret club members. Let's get to it.This is not a hard question... or at least it shouldn't be. It's very simple: What is your number-one favorite album of all time? That's it. No math ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:32:00 GMT

This day in history

Hi secret club members. Today I was looking at my calendar... actually I was looking at all of my calendars (2 at home, 1 at the office). That's nothing out of the ordinary, afterall I like to know ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:00:00 GMT

Easter.

Even Jesus knows that the best way to celebrate is anal.Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:53:00 GMT

How I amuse myself, part 2: The Metal Years

Good morning secret club members. Todays message is about what may become my new hobby.Before the company I work at was in this building, it used to be the home of a major record company. Some searc...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:14:00 GMT

Ceasar Day!

Good morning los memberos de secreto club-o. Today is Semi-International Ceasar Day, (aka the Ides of March). As some of you may know, this is my 16th favorite holiday (just after Del Taco's Taco Tu...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:56:00 GMT

this is the scariest thing since anal bleaching.

As a general rule, I think that all religions are crazy. This one is no exception. Keep in mind secret club members that this is real. It seems funny at first, but in the end it's just... ht...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 16:04:00 GMT

Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

Good morning secret club members! It's coming up on 9:30am on one of the most underrated holidays, Pearl Harbor Day. Fuck Christmas, Thanksgiving is for jerks, Easter can suck itself, and as for Cha...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:22:00 GMT

five buck red stripe and a lack of persistance

Welcome back secret club members, to the show that never ends - I'm so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside. I haven't written in a while, mostly because I couldn't think of anything inter...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:54:00 GMT