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Laneylady [provocative and portentous.]

I am young and out for glory.

About Me

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I've never enjoyed describing myself to anyone.
It's within my preference that they find out for themselves.

I can be dangerous. Brutal.

Let me tear you down.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Breakfast Monkey.

Music:

Important.

Movies:

V for Vendetta. Pulp Fiction. The Corpse Bride. Kill Bill [2]. Shawshank Redemption. Donnie Darko. Snakes on a Plane. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Risky Business. Seven. Edward Scissorhands.

Television:

There is no television.

Books:

The Virgin Suicides. The Bell Jar. The Crimson Petal and the White. Fight Club. Whores on the Hill. Drugs are Nice. Mr. Popper's Penguins. The Nightingale and the Rose. Women.

Heroes:

Samuel L. Jackson.

My Blog

Best value of the normal advisory.

And this separation cuts youleaving you bleeding from the side.But what's worse is the thought that crosses your mind Oh God, I've done it again.One day they won't come back.And you're fucked over.Wit...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Crocodile teeth.

The other day I saw a bright pink ribbon.Tangled in a branch.Flapping in the wind.I was transfixed.And in that moment,the ribbon spoke.A million words at once.A million emotions welded together.A mill...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

None, or other.

There's a bitter change in the weather today.58 degrees with a 35% chance of a breakdown.And she watches as it all comescrashingdown.The Coke you sip tastes a little less like Coke,a little more like ...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

The Originally Celebrated CURIOUSLY STRONG WINTERGREEN (artificially flavored mints)

Here his words are to tear her downripping limb from limb,leaving her broken and branded.this time the punishment is served in full.And it's times like these when she begins to pondermaybe this isn't ...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

Don't worry, you'll be the first and last to know

God knows what's going to happen to you if you do something that stupid. Bite the lip until it bleeds, feel the ache as your head pounds, with tears stinging your once bright eyes, choking. Hold back ...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

Miles Away

It's more than you need to hear, less than you need to know. Some people are fine with it. Others, like myself, are not. Let's tap into the brain of someone who wears apathy like makeup. Each night sh...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

Renewal.

I'm a tennis instructor. Remember?Did you hear about the wreck at the Highway 41/247 intersection?A seven year old girl was killed.Her name was Tori Heard.She had blonde wavy hair and brown eyes.I tau...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Cupcake.

It's FRIDAY. And I'm grounded. BAH. Lame. LAME. LAAAAAMMEEE!   I've been sitting here, listening to the rain fall. Living in Georgia, it being not that common. There's something about the way it...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

Pocky.

This.   This is everything I've ever lived for. Hasn't amounted to much, once I start to think about it. Contemplating, while the headaches rush on. I'm much too tired to do more than lay around,...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

But there's nothing

I held his stiff body to my chest, continuing to trace his feathers like I used to.   "Close his eyes," she murmured. It pains me, this realization.   He's not coming back. And like a child,...
Posted by Laneylady [provocative and portentous.] on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST