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Hosh Was a Racecar Driver

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About Me

What some nice people have said about me.
"A definite 10/10!" - The Observer
"What makes Josh so different from everyone else is...his bossness." - Josh is Boss Monthly
"Josh, a dainty feast." - Woodsy
"I remember talking to him in 1999, he was way radical." - Some Guy
"I saw him once, we chatted. He never calls." - Dave
"You look like a Hobbit." - Ali
"Josh? Fuck that guy." - A Douche
"A laidback cynic." - Mrs Perrin
"One of God's own prototypes, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson
"He's gonna change the world." - God
"I fucked him!" - Several Hot Chicks.
"He was nothing to write home about..." - The Same Hot Chicks.
"I do take like in Josh's face
For he is of caucasian race
I do so like his incredible style
His shirts, his pants, his beautiful smile
But beware of Josh, he'll lead you astray
Run for your life! Josh is gay!" - Dr. Seuss

My Interests

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

Music:

Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Explosions in the Sky
Tool
Eels
Melvins
Screaming Trees
Pearl Jam
Alice in Chains
(some) Nirvana
Sonic Youth
Smashing Pumpkins
Pixies
Muse
Faith No More
Mr.Bungle
dredg
The Stranglers
Radiohead
The Mars Volta
Justice
The Cure
Dream Theater
Porcupine Tree
Xavier Rudd
Tom Waits
Portishead
Boris
The Clash
Devin Townsend
R.E.M.
Strapping Young Lad
The Smiths

Movies:

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
"Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence."
"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me...but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry...you will someday."
"I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?"
"Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out."
"I saved Latin, what did you ever do?"
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
"I'm a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world."
- Favourite Directors
The Coen Brothers
Robert Rodriguez
David Lynch
Wes Anderson
Martin Scorsese
Kevin Smith
David Cronenberg
Federico Fellini
Akira Kurosawa
Woody Allen
Ingmar Bergman
Sergio Leone
Stanley Kubrick
Terry Gilliam
"MARK IT ZERO!"

Television:

Seinfeld
The Mighty Boosh

I don't tend to watch much TV

Books:

- Philosophy in the form of Nietzche.
- Poetry in the pentameter of T.S. Eliot, Allen Ginsberg and Leonard Cohen.
- Horror Fiction embodied within Stephen King.
- Literary perfection Metamorphosising within Franz Kafka.

Heroes:

Tom Waits, Bill Hicks, Ingmar Bergman, Federico Fellini, Akira Kurosawa.

My Blog

Brick - An in depth analysis on how it reinvents the Noir genre

PlotBrick is the debut feature of director Rian Johnson. The film's narrative centres around a hardboiled detective story that takes place in suburbia, in which all of the main characters are high sch...
Posted by Hosh Was a Racecar Driver on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:24:00 PST

An open letter to Quentin Tarantino

Dear QT,Just a quick question(s), as a big fan of your work, I wouldn't say huge, maybe once, but not anymore; anyway, as a big fan I was wondering when you'll be releasing a film that isn't a homage ...
Posted by Hosh Was a Racecar Driver on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Napoleon Dynamite, and other movies that demoralise modern day society

Seriously, what the hell is up with this movie? I have to say I approached this with an open mind, people were raving about how fantastic it as and telling me "You have to see it, it will c...
Posted by Hosh Was a Racecar Driver on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:53:00 PST