Here's what we know:
Actor living in Portland, OR. Seldom eats breakfast; seldom eats lunch; seldom eats dinner. Seldom eats, really.
Is a terrible long distance friend. Seriously, if you're outside of sixty miles, good fucking luck.
Feels really bad about that.
Does whatever a spider can; spins a web (any size), and catches criminals just like flies.
Cried when Arthur Miller died. Yes, cried.
Has fallen asleep playing video games precisely once. The game in question: Super Mario Kart.
Was recently married to this girl. She is the cat's pajamas.
Is like a hummingbird when it comes to choosing which video game to play, flitting from one title to the next after scant minutes of play.
Has +7 modifier to all Charm abilities.
Arranges his action figures in posed scenes; greatest hits include a hostage negotiation, tribal sacrificial ritual, and, 'Twin Day!' Requests that you do not ask for details.
Can come across as kind of an asshole.
Owns a genuine brain fork from an African cannibal tribe. No, seriously. It's in his desk. He can show it to you.
NPR junkie.
Strives to use proper grammar and punctuation in all written communication, whether it's blog posts, e-mail, or private messages. Often engages in hyperbole for greater comedic effect. Uses semi-colons.
Works best under pressure. Actually, works only under pressure.
Just now realized that he put a dryer sheet into the washer with his laundry. Crap.
Nuts about Octopuses. Will correct people who say Octopi. Seriously, ask any marine biologist. It's 'Octopuses.'
Is getting pretty tired of the, 'Scooby Doo,' endings of all those Harry Potter books. Is willing to continue giving them a chance, since everyone seems to freak out about them, and also book four won a Hugo award. Believes that they don't just give that shit away, folks.
Was once thrown out of a Rob Zombie concert. Thrown out!
Owns one of those hundred dollar lightsabers, a Darth Vader voice-changing helmet, Batman wristwatch, and Squaresoft baseball cap. Awesome.
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