Clayton Chase

Ok, everyone can stop bugging me, I got back on here...Hope you are all happy.

I had to check back in after hearing about the losers stealing my pics and posing as me. THIS IS MY ONLY PAGE! All others are fakes...and seriously need to get a life. If you have to use my pictures to get girls to talk to you, then you are a fool...whats the point even? It keeps happening though, so there must be a lot of pathetic souls online who desperately wish they were cool. Pretty silly if you ask me...Sorry, still no obligatory myspace shot of my tattoos or my abs in the bathroom mirror (don't these people have anyone who can take the pic for them??)...but trust me "they're real and they're spectacular"..or not. LOL.

I like the same shit as every other guy; only bigger, better, and more often. Those that truly know me are few. They know what I'm about...the rest of you can only guess.

Peace,
- C -

...Awww..the good ole days..Nothing Lasts Forever!...

...Who's Your Daddy!!..

..NOW THAT"S BIG PIMPIN!!!..p

...Chriss Angel was tryin to pull a rabbit outta my hat..

..Guess who has more knockouts...

...The Badboy and the DirtyBoy..

...Hangin in Philly with Rodman..

..Rogan is crazy!..

...Two of my favorite rides!...

..Mr. GQ!..lol..

...Hard at work..

..Never eat at a fancy steakhouse with Jonathan Davis...

..Who's a clown now??..

..interesting night..

...SO FREAKIN GAY!!..

..with Ashton & Jesse in Chicago..

...Pimp n Ho Party in Vegas..

..Gotta love Gene!!..

..Charles is my Boy!!..

..My name is not Earl..

..It always starts @ the Peacock Lounge..

..Front row @ UFC fight..my seat on the aisle..

..Tito enters the ring looking hard...very ironic on hindsight..
..LIKE I SAID..THINGS CHANGE..LIFE IS WEIRD!!..

..I really am a great photographer!..

..Don't believe the Hype..

..Someone is about to get a beatdown!!..

..On the roof of Neptunes in the Hamptons, NY in front of 5000 drunken partiers..

...My booth is always the best!..

..WHAT THE..??

..Gotta love vegas!..

..She loves The Shocker!..

..Jenna takes out Roxanne's stitches in my hotel room..gotta love new boobies!..

..Fun X-Mas Party..

..BEEFCAKE!..

..My Surprise B-Day Party..

..They got me good!..

..Think we may be drunk??..

..Greatest Halloween costume ever!!..

..My long hair days...

..give us a kiss..

..We made him walk through the Hard Rock like this..classic!

..Pimp Senior..

..Pimp Junior..

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after. He went hunting and fishing, and played golf a lot, and hung out with his friends and drank Jack Daniels, had craploads of money and partied with beautiful women, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END...