Annette, me and Vane at the free concert in Besancon
Yes, I'm vain enough to have three pages of myspace photos. Deal with it. If you're my friend then you probably love my vanity anyway. If you're not my friend then why are you looking at my page anyway ? Besides, I'm just giving you more ammo. Run with it, enemies. Run with it.
DISLIKES : changing the toilet paper roll. slow service. people who look like they are in pain when they are singing. infomercials. blatant racism at El Palacio's. being stared at in Wal-Mart. things that are unnecessarily complicated. the Suzuki Man. Madame Bovary. telemated systems that force you to speak your responses. know-it-alls. group projects. cheesiness. disaster movies (i.e. Ben Stiller). white socks. knick knacks. bra shopping. sports on t.v. Hardee's. sea food (to the chagrin of those around me). hangnails. uncomfortable chairs. when someone vehemently argues an incorrect point, and then refuses to admit their error. layovers. mullets. bass. vain efforts required to open new CDs and DVDs. "tall" kitchen trash bags that are never tall enough. shoulder pads. thunder stealers. when people look down on me because I choose not to have a car. skinny jeans. cosmetic surgery. tomato soup. how expensive and low caliber bath and body works has become.
LIKES: blueberry beer. bruschetta. conversations with complete strangers. French linguistics. watching scary movies when it is raining outside. face painting. cheese. sappy Christmas movies. the number 24. the word "prestidigitateur". Zod Wallop. hip bones. cheek bones. discussion-based classes. Ranch pizza. a handful of puns. pointing out unrealistic parts of unrealistic movies. gay bars. tiramisu. fog, when not driving. my cowboy boots. buying gifts. bank holidays. sardine can shrine magnets. high fives. stand-up comedy. when something is so funny it makes me throw my head back to laugh. teaching and tutoring. cherries. double rainbows. paintings by my friends. sheer thoughtfulness. black shirts. microsuede. telepathy with friends. the feeling of authority when warranted and not dangerous to the ego. my new orange curtains. argyle socks. salt and vinegar kettle chips. walking on the street and catching a whiff of hyacinth. the kindness of strangers. cremosas. wonderwall as sung by Ryan Adams. poetic imagery. thai duck curry. sighing. doodling. strawberry scooter crunch bars.