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Joe

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



Just because I'm not stable,
Doesn't mean I'm incapable...
Doesn't mean I'm not saveable...

My Interests


I LOVE MUSIC - AND READ FAR TOO MUCH INTO LYRICS...

I BELIEVE I AM THE LOVE CHILD OF DAVE MCPHERSON AND FRANCO FONTANA... ITS TRUE - HONEST!

AUDREY KITCHING IS MY FUTURE WIFE (Y) [...UNLESS HAYLEY WILLIAMS OR RACHEL WEISZ BEAT HER TO IT!]

I LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY XD

...AND PARKOUR!

STUDYING ICT, BUSINESS, GRAPHICS, ENGLISH LIT, CRITICAL THINKING AND CSLA @ SOUTHWELL MINSTER SCHOOL 6TH FORM - BUT I WISH I'D GONE TO COLLEGE! :(

I APPARENTLY HAVE VERY STRANGE PRIORITIES IN LIFE, I [STRANGELY] WANT TO FIND SOME GORGEOUS, AFFECTIONATE GIRL WHO'S GENERALLY NICE AND THEN GET MARRIED :) ...THEN GET A NICE JOB WHICH I LIKE AND GIVES ME LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY TO SPEND ON EXPENSIVE THINGS! XD

I ALSO LIKE:
MUSIC
SOCIALISING
MY IPOD
MY BLACKBERRY
THE SOUND OF MY CAMERA SHUTTER
THE SOUND OF MY SIGMA LENS WHEN IT FAILS TO FOCUS!
EMMA - STILL
MY FRIENDS
MEETING AND TALKING TO NEW PEOPLE
FINDING OTHER PEOPLE ON MYSPACE WHO HATE THOSE RANDOMS WHO ADD YOU AND NEVER TALK TO YOU!
PAIN-KILLERS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
EXPENSIVE BEERS [IM A BLONDE BITTER GUY] - BUT ALSO CHEAP SPIRITS - I CAN DRINK THE, STRAIGHT WHEN I FEEL SUICIDAL (Y)
I LOVE THE WAY FRANCES ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME BEFORE TAKING THE PISS! XD [...AND THEN DOESNT ACTUALLY MEAN IT AND GETS ALL EMOTIONAL AND APOLOGETIC!
I LIKE SLEEPING - WHEN I FINALLY GET TO SLEEP!
I LIKE UPDATING MY MYSPACE PROFILE, BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT CRAP ANYWAY!
I LOVE PEOPLE ADDING ME & THEN ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME! XD
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I'd like to meet:

I've met my hero XD

Music:


I like all types of music - but my favourite bands and artists [according to itunes 5-star playlist of 2008/03/11] are as follows - but they change regularly :P
Aiden
Alkaline Trio
Alexisonfire
All American Rejects
Alter Bridge
Antsy Pants
Angels and Airwaves
Arctic Monkeys
Ash
Athlete
The Audition
Basement Jaxx
Biffy Clyro
Blink 182
Bloc Party
Blue October
Box Car Racer
Boy Kill Boy
Boys Like Girls
Bullet for my Valentine
Cartel
Chris Daughtry
Coldplay
The Cribs
Dave McPherson
Dirty Pretty Things
Doves
The Editors
Elliot Minor
The Enemy
Enter Shikari
Envy on the Coast
Fallout Boy
Feeder
Fightstar
Filo & Peri
Finch
Foo Fighters
Fort Minor
Franz Firdinand
The Fray
Funeral for a Friend
Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly...
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Grits
Hadouken
Hard Fi
Hoobastank
The Hoosiers
In Flames
Incubus
InMe
Jamiroquai
Jimmy Eat World
Kasabian
Kate Nash
Keane
The Killers
Kings of Leon
The Klaxons
The Kooks
Kubb
The Libertines
Linkin Park
Lorraine
Lost Prophets
Madina Lake
Mark Ronson
Maximo Park
Moby
Muse
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Oasis
Offspring
Orson
Panic! [yes - with an '!'] ...at the Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
Pendulum
A Perfect Circle
Pierce the Veil
Placebo
Plain White T's
Plus 44
P.O.D.
Puddle of Mudd
Q.O.T.S.A.
Radiohead
Reckless Jerry
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rise Against
RJD2
Saosin
Scouting for Girls
Secondhand Seranade
Seether
Senses Fail
Shiny Toy Guns
Sigur Ros
Silverstein
Simple Plan
Slipknot
Snow Patrol
Sterophonics
The Streets
Stone Sour
The Strokes
Sum 41
S.O.A.D.
Taking back Sunday
Three Days Grace
Timbaland
Travis
Underoath
The Upper Room
The Used
Vertical Horizon
The Verve
Wolfmother
The Wombats
Yellowcard
You Me At Six
30 Seconds to Mars

Movies:

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Television:

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Heroes:

My Heroes are my friends...
Mitch - My step bro, how could he not be one of my best mates when im stuck with him!?! :P
Max - Been one of my best mates for ages... Best memory is probably when we went climbing in America together a few years ago :)
Frances - is my lover... [not really - but practically! XD] ...she knows practically everything - and not because i tell her, just because she 'knows' - we seem to have minds out of the same mould - and share pretty much the same oppinion about everything XD
Baker - is the reason i have restrained myself from jumping out of Mr Stevens' window! XD
Ben - regular climbing partner, complete man slag, but hes proud of it... and lets face it, if any other guy could get away with it, they would be proud too! :P [love you babezzzz!]
Pop - is awsome XD ...and my honourary [i swear thats spelt wrong?? :S] sister...
Dave McPherson!!! ...F*****G GOD! [...and lead singer of InMe if you didnt know...]
Charlie - is awsome - and gives the best cuddles... XD
Roger - has strange hair, but hey - who cares! XD
Beth - is awsome, like my little sister, ive known her since she was an 'ickle baby XD
Emzy - where do i start? ...she's simply amazing - always there to give advice, cheer me up, occupy me, generally awsome to know... :) ...tis a shame she lives so far away :/
Rachael - despite stealing every single note i make in english on account of not having any herself, is pretty cool :P ...and has a good taste in music XD
Becki - is, in short, amazing... i love her to pieces and anything else would detract from such a simply described friendship :)
Emma (C) - my costa buddy XD ...hardly ever get to see her, and i miss her, and shes totally unreliable, but i love her anyways XD
Jessy - hunibun jessy - shes been one of my really close friends for years, tis a shame i dont get to see her much now though :/
Martin - is an amazing film producer (Y) ...who should come do something for Parkour Nottingham :P
Bec - i dont get to see her much, but reciprocating her comments about me, is awsome - and i tell her everything :)
Josh - ...is there to defend me from Mrs frost - who always seems to be on my back, even when i do something right :S
Caitlin - LOL - is random - and blonde - surprisingly so for someone with brown hair :/
Hazzy - is awsome, and also shares my passion for music (Y)
Bee - has such a cool house XD ...and garden - which ben likes sitting in - go figure :S
Lucy - is just about the only person i can have a decent photographic conversation with! ...and she also has a pretty good taste in music! :P
Marie - is one of the funniest, strangest, but completely awsome people i have ever met... :P ...our first meeting, ironically, was when me and some friends decided to randomly sit in the middle of the nottingham town square XD
Izzie - is awsome, again - great taste in music... likes playparks! :P
Beckie - blondie - not much to say, because she doesnt say much... but when she does, its usually something amuzing - or abusive - but funny either way :P
Laura - is small XD [...and deserves nothing less than a 'short' comment :P]
Dan - one of my parkour mates - always up for a jam, which is good XD
Emily-Rose - THE most random person in the world, but awsome :) ...and also has an obsession with InMe - so we instantly got on... :P
Rach - Dan's sister, whos also a pretty good mate :) ...we dont get to see eachother much, but we keep in contact a lot... :)
Ally - is my gig partner (Y) ...despite not seeing her much, shes awsome... :)
Harley - i've known her since she was about 4! lol! ...we used to be really good friends, but not so much anymore - but tis nice to be in contact :)
Autumn - is awsome :) [i say that a lot dont i? ...oh well - i mean it!] ...she keeps me awake all night texting - cus shes cool like that XD
Ella - abuses me - chronically :( ...but oh well! ...shes short XD
Jade - has been a really good friends ever since our childhood relationship ended when we were like, 12! lol! ...more of a sister now :)
Fay - seems to appreciate me - i know that sounds stupid, but she actually does! ...and makes me feel like she does!
Beth - LOL! ...hotel room :P ...tis the only memory i can think of off the top of my head! :P
Emma - I still love her, hence her recieving a comment... AFter a 3 year relationship, it just turned generally destructive from both sides... :/ I still maintain i loved her more than she loved me, and she even admitted it - but hey - its in the past... :/

My Blog

I think youd all like to know...

My mind atm... I have a day with only 2 lessons tomorrow - and one of them is watching a film in chinglish! XD[...am i good or am i good!?! ...miss wanted to do poetry and i just used my charm! XD] Em...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:17:00 PST

...an interesting question...

i was in fact inspired by a video link that emma sent me [emma 3 - london emma] ...if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?? Mine would be:1 - general happiness2 - a strong relationship with a gorgeou...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST

A little insight into my life as it is at the mo...

This was going to be a bullitin, but my blog felt neglected - and i felt guilty for making it feel that way :( As always, a pointless ramble of the things going round my head atm... Today was lovely, ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

I’VE HAD THE BEST DAY EVER!

Despite the slight emotional downer at the start of the day, its been awsome!!!>2 lessons - 3 frees!>one with max & coffee! XD>one with kate & chocolate! XD>english lit - watched taming of the...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

The many 'layers' of Joe...

LAYER ONE: Spell your name with songs. J - just - radioheadO - overated - less than jakeE - empire - kasabian H - here in your arms - hellogoodbyeI - invincible - museC - cant be saved - senses failK ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

Ice's Truth on GIRLS!!!

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept withmore than 10 guys..you're a HOE)--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~two phras...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:43:00 PST

Poem - My Girl's Footsteps

My Girl's Footsteps   Me and my doctored dreams& Choices sit in my lap, Undisturbed and folding out Like a teenage boy's influenced tap.   Touch my toes  a new exercise, Gymnastics and spo...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Random Combination!?!

Right - odd thingy - strange day to start with: ...drama exam over... (yay!)german oral draft back (argh!!!)english c/w in (yay!)form for extra ict days in the holidays reluctantly handed in (argh!!!)...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

Poem - The Past of the Past

The Past of the Past   The past is full of madness, Wrong decisions, mistakes and loss. The past reminds me of sadness, How I've done wrong, right and in-between. The past is made by badness, By ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:33:00 PST

Poem - Cupboard Bearing Woman

Cupboard Bearing Woman...   The complications  inertia's reputation For halting familiarities of relation.   Difference of gender separation, Complete adoration of long distance Love and ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST