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Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr

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About Me

I like to have my keys in hand before I reach the lock.I'm timid and have a hard time discussing unladylike subjects outloud.Once a good-looking stranger lightly brushed their arm against my hand and I blushed in embarrassment.I want to live here
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Dream Rocket
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Bald People
Your Weapon is Your Cosmic Thorns
Your Mode of Transportation is Jet What's your Superhero Name?TWO TIMING TOUCH AND BROKEN BONES!!! (Watch Mr. Arson Rock Out on his guitar!)
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You Are 40% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
You Belong in 1959
You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

I'm interested in ancient history, Science, logic, people with infectious laughs, hot baths, lying in the grass listening to music, voyeurs, underdog storylines (that are good), martians and gloomy Sunday mornings in bed.

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE who remembers the Nickelodeon show The Tomorrow People, I've NEVER met a living soul that's seen it, I'm starting to believe I made it all up.I'd also like to meet Anthony Perkins, Stanley Kubrick, Harriet Tubman and Shane Meadows.

EVERYONE THAT I WANT TO MEET IS DEAD, SO THE ONE LIVING PERSON I'D LIKE TO MEET RICKY GERVAIS!

Ladies and Gentleman Mr. Daniel Clowes...

In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Monk.

Where You Lived: Central Africa.

How You Died: Natural causes. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

Blur, Radiohead, The Hives,Cake,Prince,Tower of Power, Otis Redding, George Harrison, Maximo Park, Mos Def, Gustav Mahler, Miles Davis,The Buzzcocks, Antony and the Johnson's, Billie Holiday and The Feminine Complex.

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Movies:

Dead Man's Shoes, The Last Day, This Is England, The Cement Garden, A Clockwork Orange, Apocalypse Now, Ed Wood, Withnail & I, Harold and Maude, Barry Lyndon, The Chumscrubber, Welcome to Woop Woop, Arizona Dream, Buffalo '66, The Passion of Darkly Noon, Hocus Pocus, Mac and Me, The Neverending Story, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Edward Scissorhands, The Big Lebowski, Cemetary Man, Cannibal the Musical, Eraserhead just to name a few & CITY OF GOD! Shaun of the Dead, Battle Royale, Bad Education, The Chateau...and there's just sooooooo many more!

Television:

Jeopardy, Eerie Indiana, The Tomorrow People, Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Even Stevens, Criminal Minds, The Wire, 30 Rock, The Boondocks, Supernatural, BlackAdder, OZ, The State, The Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Little Britain, Extra, Flight of the Conchords and recently Entourage

Books:

PERFUME (honestly the best book I've ever read), Ferdinand the Bull, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, She's Come Undone, Look for Me By Moonlight, American Psycho, Choke, Survivor, Cat's Cradle,Nine Stories, The Wanting Seed, Othello, The Merchant of Venice, Gormenghast, Sex With Kings, and The Wasp Factory.

Heroes:

Firemen, My Mother she's a mad scientist! Anyone who says thank you after having a door held open for them. Malcolm X (read his autobiography PLEASE!!!), Frida Kahlo and John Merrick aka "The Elephant Man"

My Blog

My Ulcer a poem by Asia Esterak

MY ULCER..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   I shall call it my demise The everlasting conundrum of my lonely existence. A simple mistake and scheduled misf...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

The Audience is Dumb

I have come to a conclusion that the film world has given up on good ideas and successful operation! Every-single-movie I've seen in the past four months has been such a disappointment! It's as if Ho...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Nothing a poem by Asia Esterak

Nothing Fluttering thoughts of anguish sing tunes ofmelancholy through out my mind, there is no temple for my soul, I am an empty vesselclosed off from the world, the sunken treasure that has been for...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Alone by Edgar Allan Poe

This is my favorite poem ever... (WARNING:  if you happen to be one of these sunshine brighten's my day types, then perhaps you should give this one a miss). ..> ..> ..> Alone  ..> ...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

I'm that person...

I realized quite recently that all I ever discuss are movies...I've become that person at parties that you hate to get stuck in a corner with...that's me. What's even more interesting in my discovery...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

Who is the Devil?

Found this on a website and it's interesting. Who is the DEVIL? BY DAVID C. PACK Just who is the devil? The Bible calls him the god of this world. But where did he come from? Did God create him as he...
Posted by Asia, Thee Underhanded Martyr on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST