i have a head, 2 arms, 2 legs and a torso.
I live, breathe, sleep and eat heavy fucking metal.
Things might change if i found a style of music better but it hasn't happend
yet........
No other type of music is that intense.
I hate imoral people.
I hate most things.
I'm a left wing type of guy and buy fair trade and shit.
Political and outspoken.
Great at foot massages.......
Live with a bass guitar perminantly attached to me and hope to make some
kind of career out of it.
Rock the mother fucking house and kick some ass with my bad ass prog metal band Aberration
www.aberrationband.bravehost.com
I'm selective about my friends i don't like people who let me down or backstab me or try and shag my girlfriend. If you do i will no longer speak to you.
I love my sisters True1 and Bel and actually get on with them unlike most other people do with their siblings.
I love my friend/drummer Dee who owns most people and is extremely smart.
I also have another friend who i love called Keelz who is bigger and cleverer and funnyer than most people ever.
Other Bihatches that a worth a mention.(If you don't get a mention don't cry!)
Beep: My big brother hes the man and has always got my back.
Danielle(aka Ginge): One crazy gingerball of fun and is a solid mate.
Louise(aka Lou Weasel): Ginges soul mate, just a quality person.
Sonny(aka Sunchud): Pal and partner in crime. Me and him will one day bring down the economy....
Ste(aka Short Shorts): My emo friend (he only admits it when hes pissed) but is a sobre metal head. He owns because he's not shit.
Beave: HE GOT RIMMED!
Phil: "Good Lad!". The king of the moment hes a solid pal and my brother bass!Flange she used to be shit but now shes all good and will listen to my whining and pass good judgement
Danny aka Danesh legend drummer dude we have secks but it doesnt make us gay always up for a curry and a comunial shit afterwards!
Thatel do for now
i go to MMU cheshire on the alsager campus doing music/popular music and its scary but cool.Heres mine and Beeps combined hate list.
Hugs ok i understand these but you can have to much of a good thing you
dont need to hug all the time!
Band nuff said!
Trombone how uncool can you get
English after a year and a half i realise i hate this subject!
Chaucer "quod he woot blah blah blah bollox" speak some fucking sense man
Smokers you really want me to kiss your desiesed lung cancered mouth?
George Best waste of fucking organs
Punks punk is dead....and it was shit in the first place
Skaters whats the difference between a £120 pair or rockports or a £120 pair of vans? Answer FUCK ALL.
Emo Kids stop crying and pull your pants up you look ridiculus
Hardcore Kids they've all got square heads from headbutting each other
Indie Kids green is a shit colour
The above Music and scenes see above
Tea milk and water? you must be fucking joking
Gerkins slugs in a jar
Onions it puts acid in your eyes dont eat it!
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy a comedy that isn't funny go figure
Friends (the tv show) it comes on and every fibre in your being says run away when you hear that shit jingle but your powerless and have to sit and watch an episode you've seen 10 times and the same jokes that they have been doing for 10 years
Slash hes shit he can't even play guitar
People all morons
Morons fucking people
Sub Morons even fucking worse
Dinner Ladys they make shit food and give you tiny as fuck portions
Children stop crying it hurts my ears
Showering if i didnt have to i wouldnt
Addicts just stop its not that hard
Facists yeah your ideas work
Football Jocks just because im a "dance fag" doesnt mean you can rip me
Coursework effort
Homework effort
Imperfect people that rip other imperfect people what leg do you have to stand on?
Jesses General Ignorance haha
Anal its sick its where poo comes from
That fat guy shut up no one thinks your funny
Wideload stop screaming we're lauging at you not with you
Mrs Holt "all Jews have big noses" nuff said
GTA San Andreas flying missions why are you so hard?
Hip Hop its laughable
Harry Hill not funny
H from steps irritiating look at him and youl understand
Jamie oliver puking annoying
Geeks calculators arnt fun
Cool people who gave you that title?
Ex Girlfriends go away
Pepper like a shit version of salt
Marge Simpsons voice you suck
Drugs shut up smack head no one cares
Fat people stop eating itel solve your ugly offensive on the eyes problem
Hate Lists written by wankers
Claims people no i didnt fall over and even if i did i wouldnt admit it cos
falling over makes you look like a twat
Daytime TV its just shit isnt it
Broken Strings effort and money
Sports name a good one you cant can you?
Exams effffffooooorrrrrt i will not be defined by a fucking piece of paper
Sponge Bob Square Pants fucking retard
Anything to do with the word "trendy" fuck off i dont want to wear a fucking
shirt
Dressing up (smart) it doesnt look good whos shit idea was that?
Pollitians stop lying then we can talk
Skallis why are you on earth?
The word "Chav" just cos southerners caught on to skallis 9 years later
doesnt mean they can make up a shit word for them
Award shows i give you the award for being shit
Soaps i turned it on no actual soap fucking lies!
Pushy people hitting on you no i don't want to see your arse
Languages other than English learn mine its easier
People in big cartoon suites always handing you leaflets as well as scaring the shit out of you
Drunk People if im not one of you its terrible "your my best mate"
People whos underwear sticks out the top of their pants put it away
Lessons the bad bit of college
People who ask for spare change its my money i wont give it you
Junkies dead good friends that steal your stuff
Periods no sex and its just gross
Insensative people they tell it like it is well actually they're just mean
Oversensative people i made a joke dont cry
People who take offence when i attack their character with you not at you dick
Shit tattoos they look crap and are perminant
Loan Adverts im not a finacial idiot go away
Celebrities who gave you the right to be where you are
Post office Ants why are their wallets so big they're ants!
The Hives irritating as a sweedish rock band...oh wait
SLugs slimy fuckers
Christmas Cards waste of trees
Family none imediate it takes up time
Mental fuckups i dont want to be your friend
People who shit on you at first opotunity no one likes a bad human being
Balamori whats the fucking story in bastard balamori
Friendly Bacteria Adverts what is that meant to mean?
Newspapers aka we'll give you an opinion
Gossip Mags who gives a shit if she has sweat patches humans sweat
Baked Potatoes they taste shit
Liars no need
People who say "say it to my face" no because i get this stupid reaction
Inconsistancy if you stay the same we get on
B-sides shit songs im not paying
Mobile Phones global tracking
Hugies Adverts peedo wank material
Seeman its gross
Public Toilets unclean UNCLEAN like the leprosey of the toilet world
The fact i have no idea what im doing with my life its shit
Everything?
hate list part 2 this list has been offered by Sandeep (i agree with most of these)
Carrots,
meat thats cooked in the ground,
headteachers,
music-teachers,
'wet-willys',
burberry,
nike,
hospitals,
jumpers,
cardigans,
yoghurt drinks,
running out of milk when u need a cornflake-fix,
original CDs that cost an arm or a leg,
jesus, moses, david(as in goliath),
girls that say they don't shit!,
guys that say they dont fart!,
waking up with morning *wood* & having no-one to share it with,
people that have more than 3 ear-piercings,
people that have an 'I love my Mom' tatoo,
people that take baths & not showers!,
people that look down their nose at you,
cherie blair,
floppy disks,
the pen that should be by the phone to take messages,
cauliflower,
broccoli,
e-coli,
chicken flu,
salmon,
the canadian rockys,
eiffel tower,
mount everest (so what if its the highest mountain! Does it put food on the table.),
advertisement banners on web sites,
bill gates,
people that say 'punk rock rocks!',
musicians that don't know about the instrument they play,
sand,
glass,
smart shoes,
white shirts,
ties, waistcoats, table-manners,
doctors that tell you 'u'll be ok' when ur on ur way out!,
nurses that say 'the doctor will be with you shortly (LIARS!),
receptionists that say 'please take a seat'(im gonna take that literally one day and walk out with a sofa),
people with briefcases,
people that cant eat cold pizza,
people that go to every music festival Every year!,
lumberjacks,
pig breeders,
fox hunters,
rugby(whats with it!),
golf,
spandex pants,
tight leather pants on men(women are mmmm in them...),
carpet burns,
dust,
the smell of someone else shit,
dog shit,
cat shit,
cat sick,
steppin in shit!,
yahoo,
microsoft,
norton and his anti-virus,
shy people(have some balls!!),
nervous people,
people that cant wait for things,
people that queue jump,
people that elbow you at gigs,
people that crowd surf at gigs with steel-toe boots,
the Queen,
prince charlie & prince harry(will seems cool),
people that dont like johnny depp (he is the shit!),
girls called stella,
guys called bruce,
processed cheese,
people that think Bush is a good president,
people that think Blair is a good PM,
people that support war,
all members of the BNP,
racists,
mouldy cheese,
pole dancers above the age of 35..,
pimps,
drug dealers,
guns,
water guns,
knives,
rubber chickens,
turkeys,
dogs(yeh.. im intelligennt coz i can fetch a stick!),
myspace emo fuckers,
people that love punk-pop,
people that love German Techno-pop,
Eminem,
people that change their socks every single day(u can wear them for min. 2 days!),
people that wear Old Spice,
people that love Britney for her music,
people with leather gloves,
people that take up two seats on the train(one for their bag.. I just sit on the bag anyway!),
people that go 'trainspotting',
people that go bird watching,
people who pretend to know all about fine arts,
porcupines,
hippos,
the post office ants,
topman,
allsports,
yoga,
bi-planes,
people that walk to fast,
people that walk to slow,
morissons,
people that have worked at morissons for the best part of their lives,
busted,
people that sing when theyve got headphones in,
drummers that dont know what a 'click-track' is... thats all ive got right now.
Which ever mother fucker invented the trombone needs a dick whipping.
Black Books: this is a comedy that isn't funny so why does it exist it has like 3 year old jokes in it just pathetic. You think itel be good cos of Bill Baily but then you see it and think "what have they done to him?"
Pikachu: for fucks sake how irritating can you get. An iluminous fucking yellow squirrel....thing.....wtf?
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
Name: Sidge
Birthday: 20/2/88
Birthplace: Bolton
Current Location: Rossendale
Eye Color: haha sometimes brown sometimes green
Hair Color: brown
Height: as long as from the
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right although a little ambidexterous
Your Heritage: err i have inherited money......
Your Weakness: people getting in my way
Your Fears: losing people
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit i have to get up to slash/go to college
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: being less and less young
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: im there
Do you want to get Married: haha probobly not
Do you belive in yourself: what a stupid self help book question
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes there awsome
Do you play an Instrument: yes the bass guitar and something i wont mention
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kind of but yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im in england
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: see previous statement
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, shame
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i can remember but probobly
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no thats dumb
How do you want to Die: saving someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro bass player
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blueish/greenish
Favourite Hair Color: black/brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: this high
Weight: this heavy
Best Clothing Style: metallllllll or goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: this many
Number of CDs I own: 70 plus
Number of Piercings: 0 not me but cool on girls
Number of Tattoos: 0 but i want a bass cleff one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few can't remember
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