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ReyMan

Why the fuck is Texas so cold???

About Me

(Updated as of 04 March 2008) Hola, I'm aron, or the Jedi Master as known by many. If you're reading this you either know me or your stalking me, in that case just send me a friend request, I don't mind. I'm actually a shy, and quiet guy. Although most people wouldn't think so cause well I've been accused of being a little crazy. My brain works a little slower than the average person thanks to dyslexia, repeated bashes to the head due to motorcycle accidents, and much other bad shit. Other than that I'm funny. Not to mention dead sexy! I'm also the only white looking guy to speak like espeedy Gonzales. Have I mentioned I love motorcycles, I have too many of them, and I just generally love everything about em. I like working on them, riding em, wrecking em, talking about um and reading about em. I recently discovered alcohol, it's quite tasty and is the temporary answer to most of my problem, what's not to like??? I also enjoy shooting, it's too much fun though... I'm the only mexican from California to like the Niners, and NASCAR, but i've always been told i'm special... that's pretty much all about me. Oh yeah one more thing, I love strippers and strip clubs, titties, thongs and stilletoes are just god's gift to me. Anything else you want to know just hit me up.

My Interests

Like I said Motorcycles, shooting, Motorcycle racing, Nascar, football, College football, hanging out, That's about it.Happy cows come from California, pissed off cows come from Texas! Motorcycles, just riding in general. I also like "urban engineering" on motorcycles it's fun, and I like to do things for as little money as possible, cause I'm a cheap ass mexican, plus it's a challenge. I also love to kick down doors, and blow shit up for the hell of it, and they pay me to do this, even better, Haha. As you can tell anything that's fast, or dangerous catches my eye. Oh yeah. Hey have any of you ever tried ebay, that shit is like addicting you could get lots of cool shit off of their for hella cheap! Oh yeah.This is in Ensenada, this is the harbor of Ensenada, I almost got run over trying to take this pic!!!!This is just outside of Tecate, MexicoRolling around Baghdad, in a windstar, Oh yeah!!! Killas!!!The Brown Oreo!!!The Ice!!!

I'd like to meet:

Honestly I'd like to meet a couple of people. First off a girl with 38D's and a bubble butt who can ride motorcycles well, I don't care what she looks like. I'd also like to meet some of the better nascar racers, and motorcycle racers of this world. I also love meet and thank all the Veterans out there. I'd also die to meet coach Pat Hill, and the guy who voices the Real Men of Genius commercials...

Music:

I like any kind of music, so long as it's not country, and some punk rock is just stupid haha... Oh yeah and not techno, I don't smoke crack sorry...

Movies:

I love movies, it's hard to think about my all time faves, but I'm a big fan of action/war movies, Sci-fi action movies, and comedies.

Television:

Tv is ok, I mostly just watch racing, anything about racing, or football.

Books:

I don't read that well, but I try to read any books that will improve my motorcycle riding or shooting. I also like to keep up on motorcycle technology, and the science involved... I think fiction is kind of a waste of time. It's not real, and we don't learn anything.

Heroes:

Robby Gordon, this guy is just a wheelman, he could drive the balls off of anything, plus he's one of my favorite NASCAR drivers, Ben "Elbows" Spies, my favorite motorcycle racer, this guy could ride any sort of bike, and ride it well. He can drag elbows! Also Nicky Hayden the greatest american rider in GP right now.

My Blog

Gun Control...

Well, the 2008 elections have done something for me. I guess since I’m eligible to vote now, I’ve thought about it alot. One of the issues closest to my heart is gun control. In examining ...
Posted by ReyMan on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:27:00 PST

Its official...

Yup, it’s that time again. Time for another chapter of this short, horrible, and poorly reviewed story I call my life. This isn’t a good one, with my oblique outlook on life I have ma...
Posted by ReyMan on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:07:00 PST

Reyes and Redbull

I have come to a realization over the past month or so, some may say it's bad, but like many others including myself I believe, that it is freaking awesome. I realize that, I love redbull. Redbull is ...
Posted by ReyMan on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

Deals Gap

I took a lil trip this week, to a land not so far far away... Deals Gap or tail of the dragon, hwy 129 is some of it's names. It was freaking awesome, getting there was most of the fun, it's some of t...
Posted by ReyMan on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:58:00 PST

I Cant Believe I Said Goodbye...

I can't believe I said goodbye to her!!! She looked at me the same way she used to... she told me she didn't deserve this, I couldn't believe this... It shouldn't end this way. My best friend, my part...
Posted by ReyMan on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

Update - Job Change!!!

Well, it's been a while since i've done one of these, probably cause I'm not in Iraq anymore and I have better things to do with my life... but anyway. I have a new motorcycle, it's freaking awesome, ...
Posted by ReyMan on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

Today's Ride

thank the lord, today finally woke up sunny, and 60 degrees, I almost cried. Today was an awesome ride, on some awesome roads!!! Cow creek road is a small, dirty, tractor road. Lime Creek was freaking...
Posted by ReyMan on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Holy Fucking Winter Batman

Holy shit it's 26 fucking degrees, and life sucks... I just peeled about two fucking inches of ice of my windshield and windows, I think my fingers have frostbite, and I haven't been able to have a go...
Posted by ReyMan on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

Today's Ride

Today was freaking awesome, It was the first time in a long time, that The Reyes, could take a ride on his motorcycle. Since I've been back I've been busier than a dog with two dicks... Very busy... s...
Posted by ReyMan on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

I'm Going Home Bitches!!!

Well I'm gone from that sandy shithole we call Iraq... now i'm in a sandy shithole we call Kuwait, but it's all good... I'm glad to be out, but I kinda miss it already, I should see my babies (motorcy...
Posted by ReyMan on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST