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Napoleon Dynamite’s Evil Twin

About Me

Exactly what the headline proclaims:
'Whatever the hell I want to ... Gosh!'
Because I'm tired of not finding certain songs I want to on Myspace.
That's right.
And taking matters into my own hands, lol.
You can find the artists of each song in the 'lyrics,' but if you're too lazy, here they are:
'Boys & Girls' by Tigarah.
'Especially In Michigan' by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
'Happily Ever After' by Blu Cantrell.
'Toilet Tisha' by Outkast.
'Yellow Butterfly' by The Yellow Butterfly Project.
'Feeling Good' by Michael Bublé.
Oh, and if you're tired of not finding a song you want to add to your profile just like me, you can request something, and I'll try my best to put that up for you. Because I'm such a nice person and all, as you can see. Just send me a message or whatever.
FAQ's:
1) Are these your songs?
No, dummy. Unless I'm able to make my voice sound like that of both a female's & a male's, speak Japanese, sing in jazz, rock, hip-hop, & R&B styles, as well as rap. Which I guess isn't too far from impossible, but still.
2) Are you really Napoleon Dynamite?
No, I am Napoleon Dynamite's Evil Twin, of course.
3) Are you really Napoleon Dynamite's Evil Twin?
No.
4) Wait, then why did you just say you were?
No clue.
5) Who are you?
Guess. It's not that hard.
6) Why Sin City, Nevada?
Because ... I don't know.
7) You don't seem to have the answer to anything!
That wasn't a question, first off. And gosh, I guess you're right.
8) Why do you always say 'Big ups on the add' instead of something like 'Thanks for the add'?
Because I work against the grain of society, beeyotch. ;)
No, actually, it's because it just popped in my head.
Yeah..Pretty lame, I know, but I use it anyways.
9) Will you draw a picture of a Liger for me?
Only if you ask nicely, haha. Requests for Tigons are open too.Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/11/2008
Band Website: www.yourmom.com
Band Members: I manage the songs, bitches.
Influences: Jesus and Bob Marley.
Sounds Like: A cross between the sound when you light a bong and when you accidentally walk into a coffee table and consquently yell out a whole train of expletives. Yeah. That and the sound of birds singing in the morning.

Here are past songs you should definitely listen to~

'Pirates' by Bullets and Octane.
'Fake Out' by Tigarah.
'War With God' by Ludacris.
'Jillian (I'd Give My Heart To)' by Within Temptation.
'Fell In Love With A Girl' by The White Stripes.
'How We Carry' by Mýa.
'Everything' by Tigarah.
'I Turn My Camera On' by Spoon.
'Amai Wana' by Koda Kumi.
'Suck My Kiss' by Red Hot Chili Peppers .
'Joan of Arc' by David Guetta.
'We Need A Resolution (Unofficial Remix)' by Aaliyah f/ Tupac.
'It's All About You' by Namie Amuro.
'Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secure' by Arctic Monkeys.
'Bullet With Butterfly Wings' by The Smashing Pumpkins.
'Simon Says' by Pharoahe Monch
'Wasted' by The Lady Tigra.

Record Label: Signed by God (He’s WAY major dude)
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

’Wanna Be On Top???’

'Na na na na na na..Na na na na na.....' Whoa, sorry. I just got totally side-tracked there with the whole America's Next Top Model theme song..That clues you in more, right? Along with all my blogs c...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:51:00 GMT

..But, You’re Not Even NAPOLEON!!!

America, (And Germany. And Belize. And Indonesia. Chad. Down Under. Trinidad & Tabago)..Ahem, basically and the rest of the world, I.....have a dream (Yeah, I dreamt last night that I got adopted ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:40:00 GMT

Freakin Awesome.

So now that it has been a few days since I've been back, I've decided to switch things up once more. The song list is now.. 'Boys & Girls' by Tigarah.'Especially In Michigan' by Red Hot Chili Pepp...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:57:00 GMT

Gone Fishing.

Okay, so I'm going to be on a hiatus for a month, as I'm going to be travelling to somewhere far, far away. 'Where,' you may ask? Uhmm..Not telling, lest you stalk me there, freakin' gosh!!! So I'll b...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:33:00 GMT

Napoleon, Will You Marry Me???

Yeah, that's sooo what someone just like, totally said to me today. ... So not really again. But, you may as well be practically asking that when you walk into a tattoo parlor & ask for this baby ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:43:00 GMT

I’m ... PREGNANT??? What???

Okay, so not really.Wouldn't that be a scary idea?But what I AM (or rather, DID DO) is switch up the songs on mahhh profile.So listen up y'all and go check the 'new' songs out.If you miss any of the o...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:30:00 GMT