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About Me

although not the explicit socialite that he used to be, preskey will always be found beer/whiskey in hand telling this pointless, made up tales to any one who is desperate enough to listen... now he has finally decided to set up home with his best ho "em" and has since spawned 2 hellish monsters "seige" and "B". life has never been easier. and now he has found a way to stay static and still annoy people by forcing them to watch stupid stuff and boring them with half baked concepts of music and badly mixed tracks - without needing to move - life's just got more easierist!!.what the hell is moon-pig?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

many large antelope - not the ones that are all like, running around, trying not to get eaten - but real life, full on massive giant style antelope! ones with the big horn things that puncture clouds and start rainstorms, you know, the big ones!and a very small crow.sorry didn't really understand the question

My Blog

I HATE PANDAS

I know that hate is a strong word, but I HATE PANDAS. to be honest, they are cute! Fair do's! but what actually 'grinds my gears' is that the fact that they should be dead - &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 15:51:00 GMT

My friend "rick" tells me about a book!!

ok. so this is gonna be a load of b*£shit. the only reason I'm writting this is to BIG UP 'house of leaves' by Mark Z.Danielewski! this book (tome) was introduced to me by ri...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

my cat >:oP

I HATE my cat - it is a shit! i’ll set this up right, right! i will look like the villian but i don’t care!! there i am - middle of the night, sat watching TV downstairs when i hears this ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:33:00 GMT

i don’;t know what a blog is!!

so here’s me, right. no idea what i’m doing. i press pink (for some reason) and all the bastard words go funny! i will let you know now - just in case you don’t know me - i have not...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:01:00 GMT