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EAT ME DRINK ME:
PHOTOS LAUNCHED~ Feast your eyes, Feed your head
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THANKYOU ONE AND ALL for making it an awesome party on Sunday. We were totally thrilled and amazed to see so many of you in full costume. Friendly vibes all round and love in the room. And if I kicked your shin, it was cos you deserved it for beatin up Alice in Wonderland!And WHO STOLE the teapots, eh? The knave of Hearts must have been lurkin. But we really had a corker of a night, lala love ya..
Club Swallows and Amazons is a friendly new clubnight in Glasgow for queer, straight and indie friends. Enjoy a creative, inclusive atmosphere and hop aboard with your ideas.
CLUB SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS PRESENT:
~EAT ME DRINK ME: AN ECTOPLASMIC EVENING OF VICTORIAN PSYCHEDELIA~
Hosted by Queen Victoria
SUNDAY 30TH NOVEMBER 8PM-3AM STEREO~ RENFIELD LANE
BANDS:

THE JUST JOANS
The just joans formed in north lanarkshire in 1997. They released their debut album, "last tango in motherwell", in 2005 on ivan lendil records. Tony Kiernan of "Is this music" magazine described it as "...probably the best scottish album this year". It sold 7 copies, 4 of which Tony bought. They have just released 2 mini-albums, "virgin lips" and "hey boy....... you're oh so sensitive" on WeePOP! records. They've both sold out, but they're working towards releasing a new 7-inch single entitled "love and other hideous accidents" around christmas.
www.myspace.com/thejustjoans
PETER PARKER
a can of american nuts bought from a stall in a mall, being joyfully shook by an attention deficit teenager. big blue elastic bands being twunged and twanged rapidly. electric tin foil bird sounds, the disgruntled look on a mathematician's face when asked to recite the 2 times table, roberta flack contained in one of those turn upside down shakey cow moo noise effect playing with a rain maker toy. an old lady spraying perfume, hundreds of greyhounds racing...scaletrics...Neil Diamond
http://www.myspace.com/peterparkerglasgow
THE FNORDS
Sharing a love of trash rock’n’roll, Kill Rock Stars and the perfect buzzsaw pop song, The Fnords are a 3-piece who play no-fi, grrrl, surf-punk with fluctuating levels of loathing and paranoia.
http://www.myspace.com/thefnords
DRESS UP (£5;£4 dressed up): Victorian, Gothic, Twisted, Cabaret, Vaudeville, Alice in wonderland characters, Madhouse, Music Hall, Opium den, Psychedelia, Ectoplasmic, Psychic mentalists, Sinister carnival, foods, drinks, substances.....Queen Victorias horse....
Set the glamour bar high...then limbo under it!
The Kind people at Mr. Ben, beside Mono have ecto-fabulous dressing up clothes, gloves, hats. Check out the fake furs too!
REGULAR DJs: Queen of Hearts , Dickenzia Van Dyke
GUEST DJs: Beard Fanzine, Suck My Left One from Subcity, Queen Victoria
CABARET ACTS: Armanenya
Glasgow-based performance duo Armanenya will be performing a mobile human artwork exploring the themes of love, aggression and devotion.
TREATS:VICTORIAN PHOTO BOOTH: Lock Up Your Daughters.,
www.myspace.com/lockupyourdaughters
FORTUNE TELLER: Aurora Viridesca

MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY, LOOSE WANDERING VAUDEVILLE
EAT ME: CAKES
DRINK ME: MYSTERIOUS GREEN LIQUID
Our club is warm and full of heart for you...
Run with us...Dance with us...Vamp with us!
(Multiple Ectoplasms will be provided!)
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Our club is warm and full of heart for you...
Run with us...Dance with us...Camp with us! (Tents will be provided)
Sunday May 4th 2008:Club Swallows and Amazons launch night: The Enchanted Isle

BANDS:
Sailor Tongue A band born from a mouldy basement somewhere in Leeds. Once upon a time obsessed with the Erase Errata sound (minus the cowbell), the band has now found a distinctive style of their own - layering powerful screamy vocals with dance punk fury and mayhem, singing/shouting about gender/sexuality, polar bears, domesti-gays, slagging off the too-cool kids at indie clubnights or whatever they feel like picking at. This is shameless queercore you can dance to.
www.myspace.com/sailortongue
Wake the president Local band creating an elegant din. Erik Sandberg delivers lyrics about cognitive therapy and sexual deviance as if experiencing his own personal catharsis, now rocking, now barely standing, as twin brother Björn and the rest of the band, veering from major to minor, desperately try to keep the ship on course behind him.
www.myspace.com/wakethepresdent
REGULAR DJs Queen of Hearts, DJ Pansy
SPECIAL GUEST DJs Traceyanne from Camera Obscura
Kate Wozza from "Suck My Left One", Stew from "Beard" zine.
FILM PROJECTIONS:
Bildwechsel Glasgow
Queer and quirky film projections as you dance sailor dance. Bildwechsel is an umbrella organisation for women in media, culture and art. Based in Hamburg it acts as a platform and as an infrastructure which women can tap into to support and develop their own work. Currently screening work at the CCA in Glasgow every two months.
http://www.myspace.com/bildwechselglasgow
DRESS UP (£4 dressed up): swallows, amazons, sailors, naughty nauticals, scouts/guides, boaters, campers, camp as knickers,
sea dogs, pirates tolerated. Go nuts in May

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Amazing Graves Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzix1wMNwH8 "Amazing Graves" Trailer for a film Burnout Films made in 2004. Acting and music done by us and our pals. Second film in the Burnout series.
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