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bryan

bumbles bounce.....and i'll bounce up in ya bootay biotch

About Me

I'm Bryan Fucking Stancil!

I keep it crunk and i write experimental electronic grindcore music. sometimes i do it simultaneously. look for a cheezface demo coming in early feb. and a cheezface myspace to boot!!

WARNING
This page is run by Bryan Tapdancin Stancil, himself.
bryan stancil --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

werkin da sweet industrial/gindcore/electronic/noise(cheezface)...takin shits in the woods with no tp. i also like to hold salty vadge slices in my cheek for long periods of time. eating babies and chewing on stem cells, i seem to be able to afford the 3 course dinner at the abortion clinic now(which is suhuhweet!)...still playin bass and da gitfiddle.....

I'd like to meet:

mike patton again, miguel depedro, otto von schirach, richard goddamn d. fucking james, tom jenkensin, poon...

Music:

FANTOMAS, mr. bungle, otto von schirach, kid606, pig destroyer, the locust, the melvins, venetian snares, cattle decapitation,richard devine, mouse on mars, dev/null, daughters, some girls, knifehandchop, melt-banana, meshuggah, ghostdigital, the dillinger escape plan, baseck, the black dahlia murder, aesop rock, orthrelm, end, agoraphobic nosebleed, rjd2, afx, squarepusher, end of all(played bass in dat group @ one point in time), hemophiliac, mike patton, rahzel,xanopticon, secret chiefs 3, sleepy time gorilla museum, primus, merzbow, gnarls barkley, the books, danger mouse, mugison, ennio morricone, old 60's/70's horror film soundtracks, cephalic carnage, madlib, wolf eyes, frank zappa, mf doom, dr. octogon, dalek, buckethead, an albatross, choking victim, dillinger four, the leftover crack, trevor dunn, holy molar, prefuse 73, error, sinking body, kid koala, John kaada, john zorn, eats tapes, murs, odd nasdum...and da wu tang

Movies:

twin peaks, the big lebowski, lost highway, freddy got fingered, gummo, planes trains and automobiles, it, most any nightmare on elm st., K.I.D.S., united states of leland, dawn of the dead series, evil dead, anything by david lynch, fear and loathing in las vegas, american psycho, supertroopers.......and porn

Television:

conan o'brien!! other than that i don't really watch it........but the colbert report and ali g are dat shiznit. bobcat goldthwait is really funny. i watch his standup whenever the moment is opportune.

Books:

the rum diary- Hunter S. Thompson. doors of perception/heaven and hell- Aldous Huxley. it- stephen king.

Heroes:

mike patton, trevor dunn, the pam, my granddad stone, errric, adam(dr. crampton),dan winterchevy(papa d), and any fuckers who don't take no shit

My Blog

stop putting up stupid ass bulletins

i cant read another stupid bulletin...i prolly jus dont get the whole bulletin idea...but some ppl post like 19 a goddamn day...jesus fucking christ...actually i'm now making it my goal to post no les...
Posted by turdo on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST

pushing squares

i just got the new squarepusher album.....and tom jenkinson is the fucking man. "hello everything" is a goddamn masterpiece of audio. it makes me cringe how good this mothajunka is. everything sounds ...
Posted by turdo on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

a vadgitarian diet

if a carinvore eats meat, a herbavore eats plants, then a vaginavore kepts itself  healthy on a steady diet of vadge. who knows where you can find this creature. i am led to believe that it lives...
Posted by turdo on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:54:00 PST

tapdancing

jesus tapdanced on my toes the other day. and i let him. it was a sad day that day, but little did he know that during his stupid show i was secretly plotting his demise. and just yesterday i capitali...
Posted by turdo on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

dat damn rabbit

its easter. again. and i was not visited by that fucking bunny for the 7th year in a row. i dunno what the deal is maybe that furry fuck forgot about me? for 7 years in a row! coincidence? i think not...
Posted by turdo on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST