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About Me

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an old woman was walking in the woods and saw a poisoneous snake frozen in the snow
she took the snake home and nurtured it back to good health
one day the snake bit the old lady in the cheek
as she was dying the old lady asked the snake "why did he bite her"
the snake answered the lady
"bitch you knew i was a snake."
"I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be." - Bret Hart
in my opinion I am cooler than Bubba
that is only my opinon
and i have the right to have it
opinons are like assholes everyones got them
in my opinon i am also an asshole
hi my name is joey
i make people happy for a living
From Spun - The Cook: [telling a story to Ross, whose asleep in the passenger seat] I tell ya, I remember a time when I was about... I was little, I don't know... 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down... Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said 'why?'... She said 'Im just killing what I can't take care of' - Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said 'I wish I could do that to you'. - Maybe she, maybe she shoulda.

My Interests

ports
party hard
writing music
videogames
poker

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Cash and Tupac Shakur if they were still alive, Barry Bonds, Hulk Hogan, Kerri Walsh, Dennis Rodman, Jesse Lacey, T.J. Cloutier, Oliver Pecker, Daniel Day Lewis, Hugh Grant and Kevin Federline oh and Jack White.....She said pull the trigger.....we'll make a game out of this

Music:

Recover
Red Hot Chili Peppers
White Stripes
Young Love
2Pac
Johnny Cash
Waylon Jennings
Jay-Z
Young Jeezy
Hank Williams Jr.
Guns N Roses
The Impossibles
B.I.G
Rory and the Artificial Hearts
Lil' Flip
Loretta Lynn
Slowreader
Bullet for My Valentine
sublime
modest mouse
the ramones
the strokes
the transplants

Movies:

Spun
traffic
kids
Jackass
CKY Videos
Rounders
Oceans 11
Gangs of New York
Fight Club
Willie Wonka and the Chocalate Factory
Almost Famous
Peter Pan
Harry Potter (1-5)

Television:

Run's House
Simpsons
King of the Hill
Sports
Roseanne
that 70's show
South Park
Family Guy
Futurama
Laguna Beach
WWE
ECW
Miami Ink
Rob and Big

Books:

auto biographies
biographies
history
Contrabando
Harry Potter

Heroes:

2pac Shakur
Wolverine
Dan Keyes
Terry Funk
David Tunnell
Barry Bonds

My Blog

possible new tat

My New Tat Idea...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

my only cure - new tattoo

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Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

new breed

Guitar intro Now that I've given up hope I feel much better {slow guitar} i like the person i become when im not sober My Heart will bleed my bones will break on the day that you left me {fast or hard...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

oldies 94.5

So i found a bunch of old song lyrics i wrote and for some reason i feel the need to share them with the whole damn world....its funny to look back and see how much emotion i put into one person and t...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

ONE LAST DANCE

I smoked with the best of emdrank with the best of emgot one foot in my gravelost all my friendsgot no familylooking to get savedspent most my life in the honky tonksfor those sins i'll payi smoked wi...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

Book!!!

so..i'm going to let you all in on a little secret....i have been writing poetry, songs, stories and junk for a long time and i have decided to write a book, or a novel, whatever you wanna call it...I...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Ad friggin Justment

Ok so...so I have moved to huntsville and it is the 2nd full week of school and I'm jus blah at the moment....Im living in an apartment which is cool cause its mine but i dont know the other 2 kids i ...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

newest family member

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Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

tats part duex

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Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST

Young Love

So last friday me, bubba, keith and justin ventured down to H-town to witness the crunk which is Young Love....if you don't know who Young Love is, they are Dan Keys, Robert Mann and Ross Tweedy previ...
Posted by Colonel Joseph P. Jackson on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST