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Things About Clyde That Are Pretty Much A Fact:
~Clyde was born and raised in Marrero, Louisiana. However his family is from the island of Guanaja, which is off the coast of Honduras.
~Clyde is named after his uncle. He resides on the island of St. Maarten.
~Clyde has one tattoo and one piercing and plans on getting more.
~Clyde has 2 dogs, their names are Jericho and Rosalinda.
~Clyde is the youngest of two children. He has an older brother named J.R. And he is f**king awesome!
~Clyde graduated from John Ehret High School in 2001.
~Clyde believes in God, and he thinks spirituality is a blessing. But he also thinks that organized religion is a malignant form of cancer.
~Clyde is an avid fan of sports. Specifically pro wrestling and football. But he loves basketball and baseball too.
~Clyde enjoys reading comic books and reading articles about things that he finds intresting on wikipedia.
~Clyde feels the need to be extremely blunt and condescending with people who he feels have given him a reason to be.
~Clyde hates gossip and the people who spread it.
~Clyde doesn't believe the claims that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012.
~Some of Clyde's early poetry can be found by typing in his name in the search portion of poetry.com
~Clyde enjoys watching porn from time to time. Nothing weird, just standard porn. And he doesn't understand why people act like they don't watch.
~Clyde often feels self-conscious, and other times he can be borderline-arrogant. It just depends on his mood.
~Clyde loves watching forensic shows on Court tv. Crime shows on A&E. And intresting programs on the History Channel.
~Clyde has the need to know all the details about his favortie musical artists. He is obsessed with music.
~Clyde hates it when people have so much shit on their profile that it makes a cable modem feel like dial-up!
~Clyde hates when people take really sexually suggestive pictures of themselves, post them on myspace, and then complain that people won't respect them!
~Clyde loves how it feels outside, just before it rains.
~Clyde is fastly-becoming a huge fan of the show, Dexter.
~Clyde is currently working on something that is known only to a few close friends. And it will stay that way until he is ready to announce it!
~Clyde hates it when people get so hammered that their breath smells like their drink of choice, and then they decide to get in close and tell you how much they love you.
~Contrary to popular belief, Clyde is not negative. He just has a really, really firm grip on realtiy.
~Clyde strongly believes in karma.
~Clyde believes that no matter how much better President Obama is when compared to George Bush, we must remember that he is still a politican.
~Clyde believes that we cannot change the world, we can only change our place in it.
~Clyde has learned over the years, that you sometimes you have to learn which bridge to cross, and which bridge to burn.
~Clyde finds it funny when people ask him why he's straight edge. Because they randomly assume that means his life is boring. But it just goes to show you, that misconceptions are usually steeped in ignorance.
~Clyde often wonders how people fail to see the contrived occurances on these so-called "reality" shows.
~Clyde really wishes he could cut on the radio and not hear songs that are completely shit. And are quite honestly, insults to the word music. You know, like the song Stanky Leg.
~Clyde finds it funny that some women, and he stresses the word some, claim that they will always be his friend. Yet as soon as they get a new supplier of penis, a.k.a. boyfriend, they magically forget their "friends" exist.
~Clyde doesn't understand the importance that some people place upon brand names. Because no matter whose name is on the product, it hardly ever justifies the suggested retail price.
~Clyde finds it funny that when people in the spotlight express their personal views, they are either applauded as some faux-revolutionary, or labeled as a lunatic.
~Clyde also finds it funny that people now hate Tom Cruise, because of the fact that he is in love and practices scientology. But that doesn't matter to Clyde, because he makes good movies. And if Clyde was with a woman like Katie Holmes, he would've jumped on Oprah's couch too.
~Clyde often wants to know why MTV makes P. Diddy seem so important. News Flash: He is wack. Please stop letting him make "bands." Thank you.
~Clyde often longs for simpler times. Like when television had more than a few good shows on it. Politicians weren't getting caught with money in their freezer. The secretaries of the treasury actually knew how to pay their taxes. People had some semblances of originality. And music channels actually played music videos. Ahh, those were the days.
~Clyde hates the fact that people seem to revel in the circus that gets created when they find skeletons in other people's closets.
~Clyde finds it funny that even though President Obama has truthfully made some mistakes, people from the right wing tend to make it seem like the country has gone to hell in the few months he's been in office. It started long before he got in office. But it's true that he isn't helping matters any.
~Clyde wishes people would stop using Michael Jackson's death just to get some ratings and/or money.
~Clyde believes that romance only exists nowadays in hallmark cards and made for tv movies.
~Clyde often wonders how people can just blindly believe something someone else says, without questioning it.
~Clyde is slowly falling out of love with the game of baseball due to massive amounts of players using performance enhancing substances.
~Clyde hates how some people pretend that country music is so wholesome
~Clyde has a few sports teams that he hates. In baseball, it's the Boston Red Sox. In football, it's the Dallas Cowboys. And in basketball it's a two-way tie between the San Antonio Spurs and the Los Angeles Lakers.
~Clyde has a soft spot in his heart for good 80's music.
~Clyde believes that Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, and Christian Bale will go down as the greatest actors of his generation.
~Clyde sometime catches himself wondering how in the hell did reality tv gain a stranglehold over almost every television channel.
~Clyde is not supporting the current Creed reunion whatsoever. And he is hesitant to support the current Limp Bizkit comeback attempt.
~Clyde is angry that VH1 no longer airs episodes of their amazing series, Behind The Music.
~Clyde hates it when actors start "drinking their own Kool-Aid," and refuse to do sequels of their movies.
~Clyde doesn't care what Sean William Scott does, he will forever be known as "Stifler."
~Clyde often wants to vomit when he hears a woman use the words "dawg," "son," and/or "whoadie" in her everyday speech.
~Clyde has come to notice that for a song to be successful in today's fickle music industry, it must either, a) cater toward the female audience or b) put down men for being liars, cheaters, etc.
~More facts to come...
