Optimus

I'm 1.14million years old, built on Cybertron. I'm about 30ft tall, give or take, I'm not too cluey about Earth measurements. I protect everyone from the evil forces of the Decepticons so if you see any call me on: 1902-OPTIMUS-PRIME-ME. They could look like your normal hand held laser gun or your cheap $4.95 ghetto blaster that you got from K-mart. If your ghetto blaster starts ejecting a tape named LASERBEAK, don't hesitate to call 1902-OPTIMUS-PRIME-ME. I'm always on the hunt for Megatron. You are either with the Autobots or against us. Any Decepticons or humans harbouring transformed Decepticons will be punished the same: Seriously ass kicked. so don't be surprised if a 30ft robot approaches you in a nightclub asking: is that MEGATRON in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Be vigilent, native citizens of Earth. I will do my best to uphold your peace and stop the energy crisis that Decepticons create when they thirst for Energon Cubes.