HOOLEEAHH™

im better than your ex
ill be better than your next

i'm a firm believer in karma. what goes around comes around. no matter how long it takes to pay, you will. and well, payback is a b*tch. true story.

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I’M ABOUT FRIENDS, THEY'RE REGULATION HOTTIES; THEY OWN IT. AND WELL, MY BOYFRIEND IS A STRAIGHT UP HORNBALL, WE CELEBRATE IT. :) I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TAKE A PISS AND WASH MY HANDS. IT'S LIKE I HAVE ESPN OR SOMETHING, MY BREASTS ALWAYS KNOW WHEN IT'S GOING TO RAIN. WELL, THEY CAN TELL WHEN IT'S RAINING. CINCO PIERCIINGS AND UNO TATTOO. MY STYLE IS ZEBRA PRINT; DON’T BITE OFF IT. I DRINK WHEN I'M HAPPY, NEVER WHEN I'M MISERABLE. MUSIC APPLIES TO MY LIFE. I LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANNA GET UP AND DANCE, NOD YOUR HEAD, OR SNAP YOUR FINGERS. I RARELY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO IT’S LIKE A ROCKSTAR. I'M NEVER CLUMSY.. [PAUSE].. NOT! I HATE DRAMA, SO I'LL HUG IT OUT 'TIL WE GET IT RIGHT, BUT HOW ABOUT ALL THE HATERS FORGET TO BREATHE. USUALLY WHEN I'M P.O.'ED, I PLEAD THE FIFTH. I CLAP MY HANDS BECAUSE I’M HAPPY AND I KNOW IT. I'VE GOT SWEET FOOSBALL SKILLS. FORGET DRUGS! I SHOP TOO OFTEN AND THAT'S USUALLY HOW I RUN OUT OF ALL MY MONEY AND MY DADDY HE ALWAYS TOLD ME; HE SAID IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME. OOH YEAA, AND I HAVE A COOL MOM. SOMETIMES I WATCH COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND I ROOT FOR UNC. F NC STATE AND ESPECIALLY DUKE. BASICALLY I DO WHATEVER FLOATS MY LITTLE BOAT. GRASSY ASS FOR READING.
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YOU WILL EVENTUALLY FIND OUT WHO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS ARE. YOU WILL GROW UP AND LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES; AND IF YOU REGRET THEN YOU HAVE YET TO LEARN. THAT'S JUST MY LITTLE PIECE. I HAVE LET TOO MANY PEOPLE BRING DRAMA IN MY LIFE AND I'M PASSED THAT NOW. I KNOW THE THINGS I WANT IN MY LIFE; AND NOBODY WILL BRING ME DOWN.