BORN TO 'LOOSE'..... |
BORN TO 'LOOSE'.....
Posted by S~H~A~M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE |
PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
Thank you for calling The Psychiatric Hotline.
->If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1...repeatedly.
->If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press...
Posted by S~H~A~M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN |
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Hair cutters don't rob you blind.
- You can go to the b...
Posted by S~H~A~M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
words women use.. |
"FINE":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those...
Posted by S~H~A~M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
