A Word Before Battle |
Dear future bar patrons:
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo and I know you will all be getting piss drunk and obnoxious, but please - I beg of you - don't puke on me. Don't grab my arm to hold you...
Posted by Veronica on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:41:00 PST |
Dirty Bet |
For anyone who knows me, this news may come as a shock- REAL shock... I've gone 48 hours nicotine free. That's rght- I am now officially taking bets: As soon as this severe cold passes, wi...
Posted by Veronica on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Dear Old People, |
Dear Old People,
Stop being assholes just because you're going to die soon.
No, I'm not going to turn down the music for you... it's a bar.
No, I'm going to turn up the lights for you... it's a bar.
W...
Posted by Veronica on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST |
DRUNKS... >=l |
C'mon now drunk people; help a girl out!
When you see me carrying a tray full of drinks, please stop intentionally ramming me to see if I'll spill them.
When you ask for my contact info and I tel...
Posted by Veronica on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST |
The Fire That Gave A Different Light |
It's been said that you can't help the helpless. Perhalps it was of my own stubbornness - perhapls naivety - that I have tried, dispite the odds. I had given unconditional love - blind love...
Posted by Veronica on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST |
weird 2-hour shift! |
I only did two hours at the restaurant today, but still got my share of weird happenings!
First, I escort the host of a party of 32 people upstairs to their table and she spends about a good 10 minute...
Posted by Veronica on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Monday night movie critique |
Since I'm playing Macaulay Culkin this week, I figured what a better time to watch all the chick-flicks I never get to see when the man is home.
Yes, every now and then, I too, have the urge to watch ...
Posted by Veronica on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST |
back to hostess... |
After a very long week of vacillating restaurant politics... a weekend has passed, and a new Monday has arrived. Today I go back to hostessing... which, once again, seems the beginning of the end of m...
Posted by Veronica on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST |
Stupid Question & Favorite Quote of the Day |
Stupid Question of the Day:
Customer: Hi I'd like to make a reservation, but first I'd like to know if you guys have ocean views.
Me: No ma'am, we don't have an ocean view; we're in the Gaslamp Distri...
Posted by Veronica on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST |
f***ing hostesses! |
It's Thursday. Almost done with the week! Until I realize that of our 3 hostesses, they have all requested this weekend off, my manager hasn't bothered changing the schedule. So unless I take the init...
Posted by Veronica on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST |
