W is for Winking |
I started winking as a test to see if anyone did it back to me as a reflex action - like yawning. It didn't work. If anything it taught me that i have an addictive personality and now i can't sto...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST |
V is for Vexed |
I'm struggling to do anything today. I have a body full of aches and a head full of worries and i'd rather be someone else, somewhere else. I guess you could say i'm a little vexed. Personally i'...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST |
U is for Umbra |
I was always under the impression that 'Umbra' was the Latin word for ghost but by all accounts it means shadow or shade. In other words, i've gone through over ten years of my life living a dirty dir...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST |
T is for T-Rex |
Everyones scared of T-Rexs. They have tiny little arms, only two fingers like phamaldehide babies, are only just as tall as Andre the Giant, have ludicrous bird feet, and don't even exist an...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST |
S is for Six degrees of seperation |
Recently there have been those of you who have argued that what i write reads too much like a game of SIX DEGREES OF SEPERATION (Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon to all you aspiring thes...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST |
R is for ArtINGstall |
Rodney Artingstall is a butcher not a baker (oh...and a part-time postal worker) yet i still wonder what he knows the humble bread roll as. Geography dictates he sticks to the simplistic, seemingly un...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST |
Q is for Quartan fever |
I always knew Q was going to be a difficult one so i spent five minutes flicking through the Oxford Reference Concise Medical Dictionary for inspiration and stumbled across this little winner. Quartan...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST |
P is for Plug Me (slup, slup) |
home james, it's time for bed, be a good boy and i'll give you head. take your trousers off, and give me your meat. I'll go all night, just don't mention pete Check my chief, check my w...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST |
O is for Office, feeling |
I have recently plunged myself head first into my first 'proper' office job with 'proper' office types, and i have to admit it took less than a week to start feeling truly office myself. On the l...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST |
N is for Nothing |
In an ideal world this entry should be left blank (some would argue that in an ideal world ALL of my entries should be left blank) thus creating the true representation of nothing. Unfortunately,...
Posted by matters (not jon alldays) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST |
