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Harry

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Let's see a description that fits me ? I'm all that and then some , Tall , Husky and Handsome , I'll even bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from ! I know you got a man , and thats not why I'm askin' , I'll fuck you with a loaf of bread to make you cheat on Atkins ! Seriously ... my name is Harry, I am 31 , I am a cocksman on a Vaginatarian Diet , I currently reside in Riverside ( on Purpose ). I am currently single and open to dating , but I enjoy my freedom. Drinking , anything that makes me laugh , shooting pool , playing Hold'em , Drinking Crown Royal , extreme flirting with chicks while I am drunk ( seems you dont care what you say at that point ), fake camping ( thats the only way I truly enjoy the outdoors ), Movies, Music of all types and genres ... I do live alone , no children , never married , and no pets ... as I said ,I enjoy my freedom. I'm from Buffalo. Buffalonians eat chicken wings, not buffalo wings. Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. We drink Labatt Blue and love it. Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke. They are sneakers not tennis shoes. It's a sucker, not a lollipop. Bison Chip Dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chevetta's Chicken, and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar...not to forget Anderson's Shakes. A fake ID is unnecessary when there is always Canada... but we have them any ways. Our bars don't close until 4, and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans ), which always makes for early starts and late nights. Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night... We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are not keeping up AND do it all in the snow, while expecting nothing less from you in return. Driving in the snow not only comes naturally, it is fun. We start the weekends off right at Thursdays in the square enjoying beer, free music, and an interesting crowd. We lived through Wide Right, The Forward Lateral, and No Goal. Dubbed by Dan Marino as "the meanest fans because none of us actually wanted to live here"... we all know he wouldn't stand one winter up here. We love the Bills (no matter what) and accept that it takes 2 hours to get home from a game. Nothing closes in 3 feet of snow or -20 wind chills... in fact, that's how we prefer to tailgate. The 2001 Christmas Storm that dumped nearly of 7 ft of lake effect snow we still think it's a mere 2nd to The Blizzard of '77. We can correctly pronounce, spell, and identify Chippewa, sacajaquada,Lackawanna, Cheektowaga, Cattaraugus, Chautauqua, Olean and Tonawanda without hesitation. When giving direction it's not " take I-90 to Route 33 east" it's "take the 90 to the 33 east"..."the" is not an option. We are 30 minutes from another country, one of the seven wonders of the world, and even a few beaches. It's the second largest city in New York. I AM FROM BUFFALO, a beer drinking town with a Big sports problem, and damn proud!Best Quote of the Year : " Cause no matter where we live & what we have, I will still say Fuck every ten seconds, drink beer on my front porch & get louder with each bottle I empty, blast my hillbilly country music out every window in my house (my neighbors now really love that) and scream at my kids at the top of my lungs while standing barefooted in the driveway with a cigarette in one hand & a baby in the other! " - MolldawgI'm from On Purpose ! ! !img src="http://widget-05.slide.com/p1/144115188080136709/ms_t02 5_v000_a001_f00/images/xslide1.gif"

My Interests

Maintaining the illusion that I have some sanity left in this feeble mind of mine, I like to drink Crown Special Reserve, a huge fan of Laziness ( laying around the house with as lil' clothing on, Pepsi or Coca Cola 2 liter by my reach with the glass of ice, choice of chips or snack while watching the big screen ), masturbation to pirated pornography ( I dont pay for it ), Dedrophilia , Displaying my exotic dancing techiniques of Mopery to the local womens home for the Blind ( They tip well ), supplying Super Mightys to women outside of Curves , Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers, Attending AA meetings to promote my brothers bar BEER GOGGLES @ 126 ESSER AVE. BUFFALO 14207, Scraping brail off of Handicapped Bathroom Signage , Running with Scissors, Throwing Stuff off of Bridges , Picketing for Pro-Choice in front of the Abortion Clinics ( good way to pick up loose chicks ), super gluing quarters to the bus terminal floors, " deer dycking " signage in the suburban areas, showing up to gay bars to cacktease horny men, Listening to Yanni , Jerkin' the Gherkin with a handful of shattered glass or with a cheese grater is optional. Latest addiction: overnight viewings of repeat shows of

I'd like to meet:

I am not really on this to meet women , but if it happens , I wont be disappointed. I like a woman that can tolerate my sarcasm and terrible jokes. A woman that is open to suggestion and promiscuous. I actually like a lil meat on a womans bones , but it has to look good on you ... I dig chubby chicks that are well endowed in the mammory glands and have a fellatious appetite

Music:


Movies:

I like something that will make me laugh, so pretty much anything from Kevin Smith ( excluding Jersey Girl ), Farrelly Bro's Early works, American Pie movies ( even the latest one straight to video ), Bad Santa, The Ref , Adventures of Ford Fairlane , Office Space , Half Baked , Napoleon Dynamite ( I voted for Pedro ), 40 yr Old Virgin , Wedding Crashers, Waiting , Old School , Road Trip , Tommy Boy , pretty much anything with Adam Sandler in it ... then there is your action / suspense type movies that kick ass. My favorite movie is The Usual Suspects , Se7en , Boondock Saints, Sin City , Desperado , True Romance , pretty much anything Quentin does, Denzel seems to star in only good movies ( fuck MALCOLM X ), Kevin Spacey does as well. These are amoung the flicks I have seen in the theatre in the past few months ( on purpose ) .......

Television:

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Add to My Profile | More Videos RESCUE ME is the BEST show ! ( Write that down ) and this is a close tie with My Name is Earl though ( Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are far under rated ). Of course there is SPORTSCENTER, and HBO has alot of shows I like , but I dont have cable , so I catch up to them on DVD. Sopranos , Entourage , Curb Your Enthusiasm are all good examples. Then there are the Comedy Central shows such as Reno 911 and South Park.Newer shows dont do much for me ... all went down hill when Friends, Drew Carey and Seinfeld ended. I view alot of porno on the computer though , I do love porno. These sites dont ask you who your fav porno stars are though. Why is that ? There are some great sites. I mean you have Heather @ I deepthroat.com, Bang Bros , Naughty America , etc ... these people put out some good stuff.

Books:

I am not much of a reader unless I am taking a shit. In that case I am a fan of Maxim , Stuff , Blender , Vibe , Transworld Skateboarding ( even though my husky ass cant get on a board anymore without breaking it ), Premiere, FHM, Old editions of Playboy ( and they are only for the articles I swear ). I read enough words on this computer.

Heroes:

Also all of the troops that are risking their lives for us, fighting for no reason in Iraq losing precious time with their families because George Bush is a piece of shit, and last but not least ... My Father ( R.I.P Dad , I will mourn you til' I join you ! )

My Blog

So I saw Spidey 3 yesterday ,,,

I figured why not ... most of the dorks and kids are out of the way , so I arrived at the Elmwood Regal about 11:20 ... to see 10 guys in the 21-50 age range waiting at the door to get in to see this....
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

Pics from A1 fest 2007 ...

... yeah Pat is half way there ......3/4's of the way now ...... I think Erin's advising him to Tap ...... Rye has no shame in his game though ...... but Erin revived him ! ...... Yeah , she is the un...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

I am officially " That guy "

Today , I was bored , almost in a depressed state and I dont know why , so ... I did what I havent been able to do in a long while ... RETAIL THERAPY. I knew I had to pick up a few final touches for B...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Brandi's 100 because Bradd called her Gay.

1] What was the highlight of your week?actually  at 9:18am , my bro awakened me to tell me a situation he was in at Wegmans this morning. Although I shouldnt be repeating this , fuck it ... it is...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Since I didnt have a movie review for Friday ,,,

Yes ... I got bored and went to the movies , but I am sure you are not shocked. One of the very wonderful points of going to the movies at Noonish on a wednesday is ... YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE THE ONLY ...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

The GF Application

I have been seeing this more often and I think I am going to be that guy ...Here is your application to be considered as the next GIRLFRIEND of Harry Provorse Jr.That's correct , I am currently consid...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

Dana has her blog set to friends only so ...

  History lesson, kiddos! Current mood: bored   ...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

My least fav thing to do ...

I was considering doing this Blog thing that Pat had on his site. The 6 things about yourself that people dont know about you , but I couldn't think about 6 things , so I am going to point out the wor...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

Only I could do this.

So I was pretty stoked that I got good sleep throughout the day , and was well rested to go to Erin's and pre-game for Billy Joel tonight , but I was 90 minutes early , so I figured I would line my st...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Yeah for the Catholic Holiday Weekend ?

The holiday weekend was quite enjoyable to say the least ...Good Friday , some of my fav people came out and drank it up with me , and that kept me amused through out the night ( not to mention drunk ...
Posted by WELCOME BACK, ROCKET CLEMENS ! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST