Maintaining the illusion that I have some sanity left in this feeble mind of mine, I like to drink Crown Special Reserve, a huge fan of Laziness ( laying around the house with as lil' clothing on, Pepsi or Coca Cola 2 liter by my reach with the glass of ice, choice of chips or snack while watching the big screen ), masturbation to pirated pornography ( I dont pay for it ), Dedrophilia , Displaying my exotic dancing techiniques of Mopery to the local womens home for the Blind ( They tip well ), supplying Super Mightys to women outside of Curves , Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers, Attending AA meetings to promote my brothers bar BEER GOGGLES @ 126 ESSER AVE. BUFFALO 14207, Scraping brail off of Handicapped Bathroom Signage , Running with Scissors, Throwing Stuff off of Bridges , Picketing for Pro-Choice in front of the Abortion Clinics ( good way to pick up loose chicks ), super gluing quarters to the bus terminal floors, " deer dycking " signage in the suburban areas, showing up to gay bars to cacktease horny men, Listening to Yanni , Jerkin' the Gherkin with a handful of shattered glass or with a cheese grater is optional. Latest addiction: overnight viewings of repeat shows of
I am not really on this to meet women , but if it happens , I wont be disappointed. I like a woman that can tolerate my sarcasm and terrible jokes. A woman that is open to suggestion and promiscuous. I actually like a lil meat on a womans bones , but it has to look good on you ... I dig chubby chicks that are well endowed in the mammory glands and have a fellatious appetite
I like something that will make me laugh, so pretty much anything from Kevin Smith ( excluding Jersey Girl ), Farrelly Bro's Early works, American Pie movies ( even the latest one straight to video ), Bad Santa, The Ref , Adventures of Ford Fairlane , Office Space , Half Baked , Napoleon Dynamite ( I voted for Pedro ), 40 yr Old Virgin , Wedding Crashers, Waiting , Old School , Road Trip , Tommy Boy , pretty much anything with Adam Sandler in it ... then there is your action / suspense type movies that kick ass. My favorite movie is The Usual Suspects , Se7en , Boondock Saints, Sin City , Desperado , True Romance , pretty much anything Quentin does, Denzel seems to star in only good movies ( fuck MALCOLM X ), Kevin Spacey does as well. These are amoung the flicks I have seen in the theatre in the past few months ( on purpose ) .......
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RESCUE ME is the BEST show ! ( Write that down ) and this is a close tie with My Name is Earl though ( Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are far under rated ). Of course there is SPORTSCENTER, and HBO has alot of shows I like , but I dont have cable , so I catch up to them on DVD. Sopranos , Entourage , Curb Your Enthusiasm are all good examples. Then there are the Comedy Central shows such as Reno 911
and South Park.Newer shows dont do much for me ... all went down hill when Friends, Drew Carey and Seinfeld ended. I view alot of porno on the computer though , I do love porno. These sites dont ask you who your fav porno stars are though. Why is that ? There are some great sites. I mean you have Heather @ I deepthroat.com, Bang Bros , Naughty America , etc ... these people put out some good stuff.
I am not much of a reader unless I am taking a shit. In that case I am a fan of Maxim , Stuff , Blender , Vibe , Transworld Skateboarding ( even though my husky ass cant get on a board anymore without breaking it ), Premiere, FHM, Old editions of Playboy ( and they are only for the articles I swear ). I read enough words on this computer.
Also all of the troops that are risking their lives for us, fighting for no reason in Iraq losing precious time with their families because George Bush is a piece of shit, and last but not least ... My Father ( R.I.P Dad , I will mourn you til' I join you ! )