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Karen

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

modeling with khloe. thanks john!

flappering for halloween

fun in the large scale project

my dream themed poster

aim sn: karingiscreepy.

if you know me, find me on facebook or join the forums at deguzmansite.net and while your at it, check out more of my photos on http://www.parazz.com/albums/amethistskies

"There is one person in every group of friends that nobody fuckin' likes. You basically keep them there to hate their guts. When that person is not there around your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down. Example, Karen is always a douche bag. Every group has a Karen, and she's ALWAYS a bag of douche! Until she walks up and your like, "Hey KAAARR..What's up KAAARR.." And I am looking out, and some of you are like mmmmm I disagree. ..Well you're that person...You're the person no one likes." -dane cook

My Interests

graphic design, singing, dancing, myspace, facebook, deguzmansite, fashion, thrift store shopping, pilates and yoga, tanning, coffee drinking, non-dairy treats, playing cranium, alternative medicine, and these: picnic going at mount trashmore product design - fictional cosmetics set belle isle adventure-going

I'd like to meet:

new friends as well as old friends that ive lost contact with.

my parents in the past (through the use of a time travel machine).

cool artists, especially graphic designers.

cool artists, especially you.

Music:

Alicia Keys, Franz Ferdinand, Frente!, Coldplay, Nelly Furtado, The Postal Service, Motion City Soundtrack, Modest Mouse, Coheed & Cambria, Black Eyed Peas, the Stryder, Saves the Day, n e r d, Hot Hot Heat, No Doubt, Kanye West, Gwen Stefani, The Mars Volta, Outkast, Common, Head Automatica, Incubus, Lisa Lisa, Mariah Carey, Matisyahu, Missy Elliot, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, SWV, MF Doom.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchor Man, Zoolander, Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Vanilla Sky, Abre Los Ojos, The Matrix (i, ii, & iii), Kill Bill (i & ii), Juon The Grudge, Pulp Fiction, Triplets of Belleville, Amores Perros, City of God, Dogville, Rushmore, What Dreams May Come, Office Space, The Cable Guy, Good Will Hunting, My Best Friend's Wedding, Pay it Forward, Something About Mary, Austin Powers, Supersize Me, Waiting, Just Friends, Crash, Old Boy, I Heart Huckabees.

Television:

Friends, Conan O'Brien, Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, South Park, What Not to Wear.

Books:

Purpose Driven Life, Fight Club by Chuck Palaniuck, This Book will Change Your Life by Benrik, How to Heal the Hurt by Hating by Anita Liberty, The Hedonism Handbook by Mickael Flocker, Mind Games by Michael Powell, Ultraprevention by Mark Hyman MD and Mark Liponis MD, and any book thats solely composed of pictures.

Heroes:

Mommy, Daddy, Charles Watlington (I met!), Drew Europeo, the Inksurge team, Parskid, the creators of FrenchNFresh.com, Chuck Pananiuck, Rino Nakasone, Keri Smith, Nagi Noda and Daria Morgendorf.

My Blog

zombies and evil lucid dreams; sleep sucks

so who wants to analyze my dreams? i know you do. thats why i put this blog up. anyway, lately i've been having nightmares every couple of nights and its starting to bother me. i used to hardly eve...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

coffee, chapstick, and other birthday gifts you can give my greedy ass.

To my gift-giver friends, heres my annual wish list explanation again. One Christmas season some years ago, everyone asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I would always be modest and be like, oh ...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

farm fresh harbors psycho customers

this is the story of farm fresh. i believe it comes close to the charlotte russe vs. fight club story. you be the judge. i used to work at farm fresh as a cashier. i will never be a cashier aga...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anchorman

Ron: Ahh, what a beautiful view. Yes, San Diego. You know they've done studies, and it truely is the greatest city in the world. Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it SAN DIEGO, which of c...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

charlotte russe vs. fight club

everyone should know this story. it is the story of the charlotte russe interview that went so very wrong. this was last summer and my dream job was to work at the most beautiful clothing store eve...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST