I
AM
DASTARDLY!
I am secretly your mirror, ridiculing your appearance at every opportunity if only to solidify my own.
I am
alive.
Described as a scribe, as music without vibrations, or looser than justification: I die.
hmmm.
I am the garish fish, not givin' a shit and gettin' away with it.
I'm a heart attack, stacked, racked, and tacked on "cause of death" stats.
I'm a poet: pervasively passive and precariously petulant.
Any more questions?
(Direct them to the box under the bed, where monsters sleep with old socks.)
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 62%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||| 18%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Humanitarian |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Family drive |||| 16%
Physical Fitness |||| %
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Honor |||||||||||||||| 70%
Thriftiness |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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