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*Emma DANGER Trank*

I'd pay attention if I thought it was worth the time.

About Me


Emma Trank doesn't sleep. She waits.

If you can see Emma Trank, she can see you. And if you can't see Emma Trank, that means you are merely seconds away from death.

Leading sanitizers claim that they call kill 99.9% of all germs. Emma Trank can kill 100% of whatever the FUCK she wants.

Emma Trank puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."

Emma Trank is the only person in the world who can kick you in the back of the face.

The best part of waking up is not Folders in your cup, it's that Emma Trank did not kill you in your sleep.

Emma Trank likes to knit sweaters. And by "knit" I mean "kick" and by "sweaters" I mean "babies."

Emma Trank is not the only Trank with magnificent strength and ability...
...fuck with them, and you won't see the next episode of Heroes. That's a promise.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

JACK THE MONKEY

Music:


FUCKIN' BOWIE .. width="425" height="350" .... JC
And for the others...
311
ACDC
AFI
All American Rejects
The Beatles
Beck
Bee Gees
Blink 182
Bloc Party
Broken Social Scene
Cake
The Cardigans
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
The Cure
Damien Rice
Dangerous Muse
Dave Matthews Band
Death Cab
Duran Duran
Denali
Eric Clapton
Elliott Smith
Elton John
Eminem
Echo and the Bunnymen
The Faint
Fall Out Boy
Fischerspooner
Frank Sinatra
Garbage
Gorillaz
Green Day
Gwen Stefani
Gym Class Heroes
Hot Hot Heat
IMA Robot
Incubus
Interpol
Jefferson Airplane
John Mayer
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
Justin Timberlake
The Killers
Lenny Kravitz
Metric
Mickey Avalon
Mount Sims
Muse
N.E.R.D.
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
NOFX
Ok Go
OutKast
Panic in the Streets
PANIC! At the Disco
Queen
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rock Kills Kid
Stars
Scissor Sisters
Shiny Toy Guns
The Sounds
Spice Girls
Sublime
Smashing Pumpkins
Terminal
The Thermals
Third Eye Blind
Tenacious D
U2
Weezer
The White Stripes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:


THE DEPAHTID
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Thrill of it All
The Bad Seed
American Psycho
Match Point
I Heart Huckabees
The Wizard of Oz
Forrest Gump
Life As A House
Deliverance
The Goonies
Zoolander
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
The Terminator
Spice World
Lucky Number Slevin
The Baby-sitters Club
Brokeback Mountain
21 Grams
25th Hour
A Clockwork Orange
Amelie
Alice in Wonderland
Annie Hall
Best In Show
Big Fish
Big
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Clueless
THE DEPARTED
The Devil's Backbone
The Devil Wears Prada
Devil's Rejects
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
E.T.
Fight Club
The Graduate
Gia
Girl, Interrupted
Harry Potter (all of them)
I Am Sam
In and Out
Jaws (3D bitches)
Jumanji
Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2
Liar, Liar
Lost in Translation
The Machinist
Moonlight Mile
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mystic River
Natural Born Killers
Pan's Labyrinth
Playing By Heart
Poltergiest
Reno 911: MIAMI
1968 version of Romeo and Juliet
The Ring
The Rules of Attraction
Requiem for a Dream
The Sixth Sense
The Sweetest Thing
Zodiac

Television:


WEEDS
CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL
THE X FILES (the truth really is out there)

Books:

America the book by Jon Stewart, everything Bret Easton Ellis has written, The Lovely Bones, anything Jill Soloway has written.

My Blog

I'm going to MOTHERFUCKING New York.

So I'm about to have a massive transition in my life. August 24th I'll be gone. Away from everything I know. LA to NY. Sheesh. And all I keep thinking about is promising Judy's dead body I'd go to NYU...
Posted by *Emma DANGER Trank* on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

I want to be on The Daily Show.

Many of you know this. Maybe you didn't, actually. Regardless, it's a true fact. A fact that is true. A factoid, if you will. A Tranktoid. I, Emma Trank, want to be on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart....
Posted by *Emma DANGER Trank* on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Who else wants to eat my dog?

Life has been a little insane lately. But there is one thing that keeps me going everyday. His name is Prince Ralphie III. Actually, you can just call him Ralphie or Ralph. It's really a strange...
Posted by *Emma DANGER Trank* on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

RIP Kramer. You were the greatest dog ever.

You were way more than just a dog. You were family. You were in my life for sixteen years and I hope you had a good time.     I miss you, woo woo.     : (...
Posted by *Emma DANGER Trank* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST