If I had a job and owned a house, this is what my Halloween would look like. |
This is a short story that I wrote for a class, so I apologize for to anyone who's heard this before. But if you haven't heard this Halloween holiday tale, please enjoy enjoy responsibly.Halloween. Al... Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:47:00 GMT |
The Problem with being Wonderful |
"So, here's the challenge: make a list of five strengths that you possess as a writer/artist. It's not really bragging, it's an honest assessment (forced upon you by this darn meme). Please resist the... Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:29:00 GMT |
Creativity with a Deadline |
I know I have no excuse for not keep this blog updated regularly, and the guilt weighs heavy on my shoulders because I have failed to keep my end of the blog a week goal I proposed at the beginning of... Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
Creativity with a Deadline 2 |
Towards the beginning of the month I was giving a link to a 24-hour short story contest. My days were filled with reading, watching movies and too much drinking, so, I reasoned I could take one day ou... Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:31:00 GMT |
Creativity with a Deadline 3 |
The very next weekend after the short story contest, I, along with an amazing production company, entered the 48 hour film competition. This was the same premise as the short story contest, only with ... Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:30:00 GMT |
Stream of Consciousness to fill a Bathtub |
The day was hardly over for most people, and for William the day had barely begun. Yet, the stress of nearly burning himself on the smooth side of the toasted bagel and almost using a dirty knife, tha... Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:11:00 GMT |
Christopher C. Gilmore has entered a Mental Institution |
I regret to inform you that my dear brother has gone on to a better place, a safe place where he will no longer be able to hurt himself or those around him. Due to the incidents last Thursday (the 28... Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
Mrs. Pac-Man and the Male Libido (excerpt from a short story) |
Bella and myself make our way to the Mrs. Pac-Man/Galaga machine. After asking a hipster cliché to move, we realize the game costs a buck to play. Mrs. Pac-man would be rolling in her grave if she kne... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
There is no bigger pube magnet than Jell-O |
This morning I was eating my breakfast, a pre-made cup of Strawberry Jell-O and a cup of coffee, and as I dug into the Jell-O cup the buoyant solid fell off the spoon, bounced off my lower thigh over ... Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 23:31:00 GMT |
The Essential Guide for Dealing with Bears |
The summer is upon us, and for some that means constantly having to find things to fill your empty hours of the day. For others, the questions of how focus on work and responsibility when all they rea... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:36:00 GMT |